ramona

i'm squeezing the proverbial orange of life so i get covered in juice (not a euphemism) let me spit the pips out (maybe a euphemism)

[ramona @leafymystery]

#BetterAmbassadorsThanFarage

[ramona @leafymystery]

the homes under the hammer guy is really passive aggressive #ImACeleb

[ramona @leafymystery]

@emmerdale he certainly isn't !

[ramona @leafymystery]

wow @Beverleyknight smashed that #iwillalwaysloveyou

[ramona @leafymystery]

don't mind if i do #wineoclock

[ramona @leafymystery]

guarantee whatever i buy over the next few days will be reduced for #blackfriday

[ramona @leafymystery]

the jungle was too safe and everyone was getting on, that doesn't make good tv, so well done danny b #ImACeleb

[ramona @leafymystery]

he's so evil, but i love him in #corrie #phelan

[ramona @leafymystery]

no matter what time of day or night it is, there's always a repeat of top gear on somewhere #myfirsttweet

[ramona @leafymystery]

it's 1am and i am cold and alone, and there's no milk for my tea in the morning #greatfirsttweet