Leah Raphael

Real G’s move in silence like lasagne

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

@ParisHilton invented pop culture

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

Have Snoop and Martha moderate easy compromise

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump backs out of previously agreed ABC debate, demands Fox News moderators.

Kamala Harris confirms she will still attend the ABC debate whether Trump goes or not.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. got some sick rhymes about debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

It's my month bitches

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

I’m a swiftie to my core but it’s kinda horrifying the league has gone astronomically harder for her than they ever did for their entire anti-racism campaign 👀

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

When I was in 4th grade my class planned a playground brawl of Bush vs Kerry supporters. Everyone chickened out but the hype was there.

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

It really feels like Millennials were the last people who got a largely apolitical high school experience. I don’t remember anything political, just a bubble of blissful ignorance. “Jackass” and Blink-182 were popular. The main concern was asking out your crush.

[Seattle Public Library @SPLBuzz]

We have two copies available for any billionaires in need today.

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

If they can make football helmets for all hair types there’s absolutely no reason riding helmets should be this antiquated!!!

[McKenna Oxenden @mack_oxenden]

Really proud of my latest for the @nytimes: Black equestrians with natural hair struggle to find helmets that fit. It’s a huge barrier for inclusivity but also dangerous —horseback riding is one of the leading causes of sports-related TBIs. https://t.co/pLzcxzNgSb

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

@aliciainedmonds @SeattleSC Congrats Alicia!!

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

Alexa play vigilante shit

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

Sometimes I still think about the ribs I made for a party in 2017

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

I was gonna say I hope the Seahawks send the Lions some bud light bc it would be a good activation move but honestly that might be rude lol

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

I don’t think u know what it’s like to have the song that you most associate w childhood trauma be hips don’t lie by shakira

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

House sitting for my parents and this like collectors edition @Barbie was left outside the door w no explanation so I am in a panic. Stay tuned for updates on #barbiegate

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

One Training Camp I had arrived at some ungodly hour and was absolutely fumbling later in the day when I had to host execs from a big client. Turf appeared and individually greeted each exec and they thanked me for arranging a Turf meet & greet. Wasn’t arranged. Truly the best 🤍

[Rye @RyetheTurfDog]

Grateful. The best life any dog could’ve dreamed of. Thank you to the @Seahawks organization, @12s, the players, coaches, staff - for everything. Don’t be sad that he’s gone, be happy that he lived the ultimate and fullest life.

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

I hope Taylor Swift brings out Geno when she plays in Seattle

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Victory.

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

If you don’t know my beef w United ask me about the time they stranded me in Palm Springs alone overnight when I was 14 and then tried to call CPS on my parents lol

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

The ultimate W is booking a United Flight and them having to rebook you on an @AlaskaAir flight

[Leah Raphael @leah119]

I absolutely hate that social media culture has evolved so you’re “supposed” to stick posting about a niche topic bc diverse interests are too complex for an algorithm. Like I am too funny to limit myself to one thing?