Leah

Dwight you ignorant slut

[Jaack @Jaack]

I will never understand these anti-maskers? Just whack a bit of material round your gob for a fucking minute. What’s the big issue? It’s like being anti-socks. Grow up.

[Leah @leah_wise]

Football Association AND Oliver Dowden Sec of State DCMS. PM Boris Johnson.: Ban racists for life from all football matches in England* - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/D1BY2fJQdJ via @UKChange

[Leah @leah_wise]

@foofighters @BBCBreakfast Sorry to say that i've beat Dave to tap dancing on the main stage at a festival!
This was on the Castle Stage at @CampBestival back in 2019 - performing with the awesome @misskiddysings

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

GameStop joining Amazon, Google and Tesla as a Fortune 500 company

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We have witnessed two systems of justice: one that let extremists storm the U.S. Capitol yesterday, and another that released tear gas on peaceful protestors last summer. It’s simply unacceptable.

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

To play James Brown is like asking someone to play a T-Rex or The Empire State Building. The enormity! What a turn this was by Chadwick Boseman. https://t.co/gcTp3SsAaW

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

BUTTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

😅😅😅

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

'I'm very proud of our record' - @BorisJohnson.

* PPE - failed.
* Testing - failed.
* Protecting care homes - failed.
* Lockdown - Late.
* Herd immunity - U-turn.
* Face masks - U-turn.
* Quarantine - U-turn.

RESULT: Worst death rate in the world.

[Leah @leah_wise]

Will someone please throw this man in the trash?

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

A new form of the Taliban was born in the UK today. Unless we get moral leadership quickly our cities won't be worth living in.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!

[AJ Soprano's nu-metal shirts @ajsopranoshirts]

When someone asks me about the lead singer of Lamb of God

[Nathaniel Stinnett @NCStinn]

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.

People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.

Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.

People: No way.

[Leah @leah_wise]

YUP

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Protect yourself and your community from coronavirus with common sense precautions: wash your hands, stay home when sick and listen to the @CDCgov and local health authorities. Save the masks for health care workers. Let’s stay calm, listen to the experts, and follow the science.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Yeah, no, sorry. Not gonna do "My Corona."

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

This is amazing. 😂

[Leah @leah_wise]

#IBlockedTheSun

[Leah @leah_wise]

GREAT ARGUMENT DONALD not a fan of a movie he's never seen because it's South Korean....

[TIME @TIME]

President Donald Trump is apparently not a fan of “Parasite” https://t.co/RBASFAkURS