This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time
She doing it for all the skinny yt girls that can't I love her so much and she's so inclusive on top of being a fucking baddie and a power house singer 💖
If anyone knows a non aluminum deodorant that actually works and doesn't break you out aka carpe then please drop your recs below! I am trying to be better to my body!
Most people will look at this Bavarian beer waitress in Oktoberfest balancing thirteen one-liter mugs and think it's either practice or some trick.
But, she's running a calculation.
The moment she grabs those mugs, her body becomes a complex system of weights, counterbalances, and microsecond adjustments. Thirteen liters of beer equals roughly thirteen kilograms of mass. Add the ceramic mass of each mug and you're looking at nearly twenty kilograms she's holding at various points along her arms, shoulders, and spine.
Most of us can't hold twenty kilograms in front of their face without their arms shaking. She carries it sideways, angled, while navigating crowded tables and drunk tourists.
The physics works because of something almost no one talks about anymore:
"Proprioception: which is your body's ability to know where it is in space without looking."
A professional beer waitress develops proprioceptive sensitivity that rivals gymnasts. Her nervous system is processing micro data points constantly, adjusting muscle tension in her calves, core, and neck a hundred times per second to keep the load stable. WITHOUT thinking about balance.
People who don’t own cats will be like “Why is there random garbage in your living room?”
While cat owners are like “Don’t be rude those are his things”
when a cat is laying on u and they are like ah yes this exactly where i want to be. what a safe and optimal place to rest my weary little head…… that’s what life is about. never kill urself
If your girl looks better without you (as in before you, after you, or when she’s not around you) than it means you and you alone are the drain on her beauty and spirit.