Leah

My love languages are words of affirmation and rap.

[Leah @leahface]

@cbsaustin it’s the survivor finale- you HAVE TO GET THE WEATHER OFF MY SCREEN IMMEDIATELY

[Leah @leahface]

I bet at least one of the Spice Girls had a strained relationship with their mom during the press release for “Mama” and I bet that really sucked.

[Leah @leahface]

Watching one of my favorite shows ever @euphoriaHBO and my wife asking, “Is that @MarthaKelly3?” and the answer being YES is truly another reason why life is so weird and wonderful.

[Leah @leahface]

My wife did her first wordle then didn’t know how to show it off so she just texted it to me and then hearted it herself and mumbled, “share it with the world”

[Leah @leahface]

I don’t know if I got Covid on this flight but I did almost want to fight a baby that wouldn’t stop listening to wheels on the bus at full volume for 20 minutes so either way I’m not okay anymore

[Leah @leahface]

Please no one tell my dog that they allow dogs at airports, I’m begging you.

[Leah @leahface]

Maggie Gyllenhaal sent Jake Gyllenhaal a text on Friday night that read, “hahahhhhhahahhahahhhahhahah”.

[Leah @leahface]

If you call your child or any child “kiddo” then I don’t think we can be friends. And I’m okay with that.

[Leah @leahface]

Fuck telling a significant other while proposing or marrying how good of a mother/father they’ll be. Maybe you’re impotent/barren. Maybe you decide you don’t want kids.

[Leah @leahface]

I just finished Woodstock 99, looked over at my wife and thanked the sweet lord above that I am not married to an angry white man.

[Leah @leahface]

@bobby_segovia Are you subtweeting me and my wife Robert Segovia?

[Leah @leahface]

Nothing scarier than a car full of men wearing hats.

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

CNN declares Joe Biden elected 46th President. @VanJones68 reacts 💜💜💜

[Leah @leahface]

@aaraalto This is Harry.

[Leah @leahface]

@KatieStone42 It hits

[Leah @leahface]

@ElyseWillems 100%

[Leah @leahface]

The new season of Ozarks is exciting but have you seen my dog chase a bug?

[Leah @leahface]

@lisacfriedrich Woa I thought that today, too

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

This ad thanking Sam’s Club associates and “all retail heroes working tirelessly to ensure America gets the essentials” fully made me cry https://t.co/TAnChPcWRs