@benwyxtt.bsky.social

26 • enjoying the little things • they/she • jb 💓

[@benwyxtt.bsky.social @leahgwalker]

well, since i guess the ship is going down, find me here:
benwyxtt on ig
benwyxtt on tiktok
benwyxtt#6969 on discord

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

Trying to think of a historical parallel here, sit tight

[monica 🪏 @waystarroyhoe]

finally people who know what they’re doing

[Loky @lokymann]

yes, even siblings don't get the same parents

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The Onion, 2018.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Elon now bragging about destroying an $800 million/year agency that has returned $21 billion to consumers who've been screwed by banks, credit card companies, and payday lenders, and other scammers.

Get ready for the return of credit card late fees, overdraft penalties, and all kinds of new scams

[IronicnotSavage @IronicnotSavage]

white people in the comments when they find out the end of slavery was not in fact the end of slavery and to this day this country finds loopholes

[jill scott heron🪐 @stillnotziora]

zack fox always at the scene of the crime

[Erick Lorinc 🎃 @ErickLorinc]

“Why do people like the 2000s Fantastic Four movies all of a sudden?”

A lot of people thought they were fine, albeit dismissible, when they came out, but having legible cinematography and a snappy pace makes it look like a masterpiece compared to a lot of dull sludge out now.

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

I know folks want to believe it was from bragging on social media but honestly the commercial real estate market was crashing. They got all this money tied up buildings. They need yall in them

[Mason Bowen 🔪🩸 @m_e_bowen]

No offense but we watched South Korean parliament members climb walls and push past armed soldiers to stop their coup this year, I think they could try a little harder to defend our democracy

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

waited five years to do this

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

this is also sad because why i asked my uber driver last night if the drivers benefit from the surge rates and he said no….. like he only got $11 total for my ride that i paid $70 for, he assumed my fare was $30-40 bc of that amount and was so gagged when i told him

[momo 📮 @amazingmomo_]

Ariana Grande's vocals in Victorious were so good that production LOWERED the volume of her vocals to the point you couldn't even hear her. THAT‘s her power. It's horrible we can't hear her sing on the show JUST cause they were afraid she'd outshine others

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

If there were any good billionaires they would have immediately independently funded Sesame Street as a free online production with no oversight from themselves.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

It's so cool how after Elon laid off most of twitter's staff, the rest of the industry took it as a model to be emulated, and now every single major social media platform save tiktok is a derelict garbage patch filled with AI slop, most users checked out, and nonfunctional UI.

[Modúpẹ́ @Oluwatooyin_]

@___qnasty95

[ray 🦎 @raysnovacane]

Black girls called you ugly…so you want me to believe the white girls called you HANDSOME?