mysterious (p)implications

minesweeper changed my life. 23. stanford. she.

[mysterious (p)implications @leahlooha]

if you hate me for a good reason, that’s fine. if you hate me for a bad reason, even better. if you hate me for NO reason, let’s fuck.

[mysterious (p)implications @leahlooha]

@kerricolby I am going back and forth between takes like this but one question I have is: would you have stayed friends with a slaveholder??

[mysterious (p)implications @leahlooha]

I think the empire’s rotten right to the core

[mysterious (p)implications @leahlooha]

the statute of limitations is over hes not gonna go to jail so

[mysterious (p)implications @leahlooha]

my prediction is that Cody Ko admits to it and says he was coked up out of his mind and doesn’t even remember

[STANFORD SMALL TALK BOT @stanfdsmalltalk]

I cry my phone right now.

[mysterious (p)implications @leahlooha]

I think I consumed a macroplastic. I think I ate a big piece of plastic today.

[mysterious (p)implications @leahlooha]

In high school my republican science teacher asked me if I could give him a bernie sanders sticker so he could prank his friend

[Don Carlo 🇭🇹 @Carlwinshigh]

These the most normal people when you think about it, they do what they find joy in with no shame meanwhile some of y’all be afraid to dance when music playing

[camila @mcamilaapx]

some girl just crashed into me and we both didn’t know what to do so we called our dads and we’re just standing here holding our phones together so our dads can talk to each other 🧍🏻‍♀️

[justan @magiicalnegro]

whenever you see a celeb pop up with a new hairline:

[riley @bean_foot]

The meaning of life is not just about “screwing around”. It’s probably something more normal that that

[mysterious (p)implications @leahlooha]

all i need is a beauty and a beat fr

[shayIa 🗡 @bog_VVitch]

explaining who paula deen is to my brother by describing her as martha stewarts wario

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

[‎Christopher 🦝 @chrismegrath]

Me making up shit to people in the smoking area

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

What’s everyone’s dumbest thought they can’t stop thinking lately? Mine is: “Chappell Roan/Take me hoan/To the place…I beloan.”

[latke @latkedelrey]

in the wine bar. straight up "uncorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pinots