Me: guess what!?
@mashburn_de: what?
Me: it’s @TheMasters weeeeek!! 😁
De: the what?
Me: 🤨 golf, green jacket, THE MASTERS!
De: oh, you mean nap week
Me: 🙄
Cashier at @HomeDepot: “we have a discount if you’re a veteran”
My dad: “oh nice, I am a veteran”
Cashier: “well, thank you for your service”
Dad: “no problem man, I served a long time ago”
Cashier: *doesn’t apply discount*
Dad: 🤔
5 reasons to ❤️ home workouts:
1. No sharing equipment or waiting for it to be open
2. No worries if you forget your headphones or they die on you mid workout
3. No men to approach & mansplain anything
4. Do variations without people staring
5. Wear as little clothing as you want
@KacieMalyn You’ve got this! Just think of it as your last final ever! You’ve studied this stuff for 3 years now. Do lots of practice questions because it’s more about being able to break down the questions than it is content knowledge.
Just read about someone going to Starbucks to get puppuccinos for all the dogs at their local shelter and I. Can’t. 😭 Those sweet babies looked so happy!
Today marks 1 MONTH of no makeup!
I started wearing it the last couple of years but found myself not wanting to leave the house without any on lately 😔
Will I still wear it? Absolutely. But I’m trying to be better about loving the skin I’m in and
I. Am. Beautiful.