leahmcelroy

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos.

Sometimes she just really needs a shoulder to

crayon.

[Ash ☀️ @ashpainix]

the trick to getting through life is having a holiday booked

[leahmcelroy @leahmcelroy2]

@LFCspares08 @lfcticketscheap 6

[S @___slxx]

just made the sexiest dinner btw

[Conor Savage @ConorSavage97]

We used to be a country. A proper country

[shauna @wednesdaysadums]

what if i was suicidal? WHAT IF THAT WAS MY LAST STRAW

[zak @zakareeee]

“you’ll have to take a booster every year”

me every year:

[leahmcelroy @leahmcelroy2]

@kjtchensinklive @liamoh488

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

Fly Direct from Dublin Airport to New York / Newark 🗽

We have 2 return flights to New York / Newark to giveaway with thanks to our friends @united ✈️🇺🇸

To be in with a chance to win:

FOLLOW & RT

WINNER ANNOUNCED FRIDAY, NOV 26 2021

T&C's: https://t.co/7boSotclcL

[Justine Stafford @JustineStafford]

hand sanitizer in nightclubs is going to be risky before fingering but very useful afterwards

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

We have 2 return flights to Dubai with @emirates up for grabs for one lucky winner.

Who would you take with you if you won?

To enter: FOLLOW & RT

Winner announced on Friday, October 8.

T&C’s: https://t.co/c71qTEPPSB

[Zach Smith 🤠 @zacatack26]

The FDA just fully approved the Pfizer vaccine. If your excuse to not get it was because “it’s experimental” then looks like you don’t have an excuse anymore

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

relationships should be 50/50. he drives the car, i stare at my phone and when he asks me “what’s my exit?” i say “hold on im looking at something!” and then we miss the exit.

[nika @niksiii4]

I got heart attack I thought that instagram banned my account #instagramdown