Leah Michelle

no original thoughts. documenting quotes from my toddler and favorite shows feels like my superpower.

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

In the past week Riggs (4) has asked where babies come from, what a butthole is, told the dog to “move your big ass”, and yelled to his dad, “come here little bitchy”.

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

@shafinity @ToriHigh_5 Leah Pee-ah & Cha Cha Cha Leah…like the GD grass haired pets 🚫🚫🚫

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

@MorganAguilar Ahhhh. My bad! I saw it everywhere online this morning and figured everyone had seen! Don’t worry, you’ll still be plenty shocked at how bad it is 😬

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

You’re telling me that’s the best they could give us for Big’s last episode ever? An uncomfortable lube scene!?!Who approved this and why? Is Carrie only interesting when she’s unhappy & single?!? We deserved better.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

BREAKING - Police across America are now pulling people over while they're driving their cars and then demanding that they produce government registration paperwork for their cars and a government-issued "driver's license." A protest rally is expected in DC with tens of people.

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

“I love meeting people’s moms. It’s like reading an instruction manual on why they’re nuts” Ted Lasso, the smartest man we didn’t know we needed.

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

Ya know how we all “round down” with the amount of drinks we have a week when talking to the doctor….we’re all doing that with our kids ACTUAL screen time, right?? RIGHT?!?!

[J. Mestre @kj_mestre]

Glorious

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

@HerRoom That’s a lie, and I have proof. I’m not the first person you’ve done this too. Thousands have spoken up with this same issue. You are THIEVES, and should be ashamed. @HerRoom are scammers and STEAL from their. customers.

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

DO NOT SHOP @HerRoom! Not one for posts like this, but I’ve never been so infuriated & appalled. They legit STEAL your $$.They make up FAKE reasons to NOT refund YOUR MONEY for a return. It’s not just me, a google search shows close to 100k ppl with same issue. STEAR CLEAR✌🏻

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

@TheBreastLife @HerRoom @LovePanache @barenecessities @NatoriCompany @Nordstrom THIS COMPANY STEALS YOUR MONEY. BEWARE. THEY ARE THIEVES AND SCAMMERS. DO NOT BUY FROM @HerRoom !!!

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

I feel like there should be a new category listed on divorce filings “Quarantine”. No questions asked.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

I’m no etiquette school graduate, but pretty sure mowing grass right under your neighbors window at 8am on a Saturday = frowny face 😴😡😴 #momnapruined

[Leah Michelle @leahnard0]

By @DaniKinzer
I’ve been trying to cut back on the # of @MonsterEnergy I drink for quite some time now. I finally found a reason, right there in the bottom of the can itself.
PSA: Always look inside your cans before drinking. like cereal, sometimes there are surprises inside