Leahpants

An engineer at a laser company!

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Best thing I could ever read.

[Chill Vibes @ChiIIVlbes]

you have to get to a point where your mood doesn’t shift based on the actions of someone else.

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Life’s bittersweet
And that’s really beautifully annoying

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Reminder 2:
Don’t take anything personally.

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Reminder: Be impeccable with your word.

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Know thyself

-Socrates

Can you imagine just getting to sit around and survive and thrive before all this mundane social game we all decided to play..

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Kill me now…
Bar selections is dumb as fuck…

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“And some kind of cheese. Idk what.. I didn’t make the sandwich I just eat the sandwich”
-me

Important work convos…

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It never ends with his dumbassery! Gah damn it!!!!

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Something about that first sip of cold brew with the sun is just blissful!

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The glow up did not include good hair days…
I’m so pissed with my bangs..
too damn short.

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It’s a glow up kind of year 😁

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Dang I’m like an adult. I just got invited to an exclusive monthly poker game.

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I literally have the best wife.
And if anyone comes around here with mustard you’re done for! 😅

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@CourtanaLive Ha thanks my dude

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I don’t even work for him anymore and yet I am still putting up with his bullshit.
So glad I helped yesterday just to get my completed work rejected far too late…

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My time spent:
50% emailing about work that needs to be addressed
30% in meetings discussing work that needs to be addressed
15% teams messaging about the work that needs to be addressed
5% addressing the work
10% happy hour bitching about the work that needs to be addressed

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I’m gonna die today
I left my headphones at home

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It’s a never ending field of dumbass managers with big egos. 🙃

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It’s probably the gay in me.. but what the heck is with the overload of maternity pictures.. i don’t understand it nor will I ever I guess.

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The amount of laser knowledge I just got from a lunch and learn 🤯
I’ve worked 4 years with lasers and so a lot of it was familiar but the depth of essentially my company was intense and rad.
Lasers are cool!