Leah ☕️🍂🦇

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[Leah ☕️🍂🦇 @leahschronicles]

@DallonWeekes @ryanseaman Here’s some photos of the Violent Things tattoo I showed you after the amazing show in Nashville! It was so nice to meet you and thank you for making music (IDKhow included) that has meant so much to me for years <3
#thebrobecks

[JasTheHairFairy🧚🏾‍♀️ @jasthehairfairy]

Y’all look what my lil brother just sent me 🤣💀

[Rob @ghoulcabin]

joe jonas: high heels

nick jonas: ʰᶦᵍʰ ʰᵉᵉˡˢ

joe jonas: red dress

nick jonas: R̵̨̘̿̂E̶̡̪̻̍̓͛Ḑ̷̹̳̈́̿ ̴̼͎̼̈́D̷̛͖̣̋͛̽R̶̺͙͍̓̔͊E̵̼͂̔͘͝S̶̰̏S̸̬̐̋͊̾

[plant @j_riz_khalifa]

So a couple left their pizza in the bar I was working in, and I saw they were leaving so I tried to run out and catch them... and this happened

[G @BorboaGrant]

So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand...

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

Nobody:

J.K. Rowling: Dumbledore’s patronus is the Grindr logo

[🫶🏻 @starlightfilmz]

me on ellen

ellen: so i heard you love the ocean

me: ya

(the studio starts flooding)

me: omg ellen you didn’t

[ً @taIIant]

me:
white woman’s kitchen:

H
E
L 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒
L &&
O 𝒻𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎

yum

coffee

john 3:16

[eq @spork_girl]

my brother got a pikachu suit and my dog attacked him

[Fae Brown @99Febro]

Mercutio, dying, yelling at both Tybalt and Romeo: Both your houses are fucking canceled

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

I am not a good hugger. Tonight a friend hugged me and I dropped some crackers I was holding and just gently said “my crackers” while waiting for the hug to end

[melis @biebersgrills]

Literally no one:

Me in 2007:

[Emily Vaughn @Emilyvaughnx]

bandersnatch: frosties or sugar puffs
me: ???????????????????????????
??????????????????????????? ????????? ??????????????????
??????????????????????????? ????????? ??????????????????
???????????????????????????
bandersnatch: chop up the body or bury it
me: chop it

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

When your order number is 59 & they just called 43

[manda @blazkn]

our costumes this year were a hit

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

when you're tied with slytherin but dumbledore says fuck it and gives 10 points to gryffindor last minute
https://t.co/a6tEq8Utbp

[🌼💐🌸🌷 Andrew 🌷🌸💐🌼 @henryevil]

Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've hadda SHET?
WELL IT WAS FOOKIN ONE OF YAHS!
DISGOOSTENG!