Stupid reason not to work on revisions #986:
Well. Can't remember where I put my extra red mechanical pencil led. Guess I'm never working on this draft again.
*TO DO LIST*
Finish my thesis novel ✔️
(Three years, two months, one global pandemic, one miscarriage, several funerals, one terminal degree, one new baby, one move, one house renovation, one new dog, a whole lot of life, and 37 Freaking Chapters later, I finally got there).
Lol, and now for the first time I'm thinking about how someone, apparently Philip Railsback, wrote this film and had to pitch:
"True story, genius inventor, sacrifice..."
"What'd he invent?"
"Wipers."
And if our man Philip didn't give up after that...maybe I shouldn't either.
2 a.m. existential crisis &
Remembering that movie I saw once about the man who invented intermittent windshield wipers & how he gave up everything he had for it &
I guess what I'm saying is
Maybe it's not so bad to just teeter on the precipice of possible success for a while?
"Remarkable" might be a stretch, and yet here I am remarking. Don't take this as a recommendation, though, or you'll be having this same weird tweet stream ten years from now.
If in every month of 2023 I could match my January writing pace, I'd write just shy of 600K this year. 🤯
((LOL, that's SOOO not gonna happen))
But! At least the novel's almost almost done!
@TeresaZAustin Haha, if only it were really three days work! Brain trickery at its finest, though. At least today wasn't a wash, far as the writing's concerned :)
I seriously think the best writing hack on a slow word count day is bargaining with yourself.
"It's okay. Just write for 20 minutes, do what you can, and call it a day."
--> Almost inevitably write for at least an hour. My writing brain is just not very good at time keeping.
This SO resonates with me. It's the weirdest and best thing to listen to real readers talk about your characters and settings and events like they're real, too. Like this flimsy thing in your head is now a real thing.
Related: Missing my MFA peeps and our collective faith today.