Leah

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

[FactPost @factpostnews]

American citizen shot by ICE: The agent who shot me sent disgusting text messages to his fellow Border Patrol buddies, literally bragging about how many times he shot me. I got sick to my stomach seeing how a federal law enforcement officer will talk this way about shooting me, a woman who he swerved into.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

The dumbest guy you knew in High School became a police officer and the dumbest guy he knew became an ICE agent.

[🪷ً @ethereaIised]

realising that everyone around me irl thinks using ai is fine

[dai @vietbaddie]

“coming from a hispanic household. that’s just how we talk. you’re telling her to meet you halfway you gotta meet her halfway too” bryan, YOU GET YOUR 10’s being the only man to stand up for amaya when all the guys were ganging up on her #loveislandusa

[. @furyofthegodz]

The Villa acting as if it’s supposed to be jaw dropping information that Huda… kissed… the man she’s coupled with? #LoveIslandUSA

[trash jones @jzux]

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

[Miki @kalpisukiss]

Dudes be like yeah he is horrible to women and weird but that’s still my goat though sorry

[patrick. @imPatrickT]

movies should only use landlines because one will ever look this good holding an iPhone.

[Cade Onder @Cade_Onder]

real movie heads know how long the trailers run for at their local theater

this is a law for the weak

[Zeeti @DJZeeti]

MAGA Mahomes worst game of his career with Trump in attendance.. I used to pray for days like this

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

to kick things off why am i watching the super bowl on tubi

[nina. @ninadelaflores]

I’d hate to be a newborn in this day and age. Why is my first bath content?

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

Watching Scandal for the first time. Question! What’s this HUSSY’S problem?????

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

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