Iain Phillips

Qualified accountant, hypnotherapist and plumber. Occasional photographer, hopeless romantic and useless poet. Highly amateur thespian. General lay about.

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LTC at the Palace Theatre this week....bloody marvellous! #Dracula

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Twitter account hacked....#nothappy

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@kaneryanthomas @georgekemp @tylerconti1 yeah but what about those hot babes from France? #SSC

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Anything interesting happening over here? Nah....will stick to FB!

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To stay in bed or not to stay in bed.

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Job vacancy at #Lambeth. Hire someone controversial. #Schism? Bring it on! Once the church is fucked we can get going on Royalty.

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So Prince Harry's been in the news again banging on about his Grandma. Irrelevant at best. Stick the fuckers in a terraced council house.

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@Amy_J_Wilson it'd be rude not to.

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@Amy_J_Wilson deserved an Oscar. Not that I was looking.

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Man, she likes her peas and carrots! #WilsVomFest

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Mum, you know you lovely beige carpet? #WilsVomFest

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Have you seen what I had for dinner? #WilsVomFest

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@hayleyevenett couldn't resist throwing Stephen Lynch in. All Klunged Out.

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Last one from me, this one's for @hayleyevenett Klungaby #replacesongnameswithklunge http://t.co/oHskwqS3

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@hayleyevenett which one?

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I can't get used to Klunging you #TheBeat #replacesongnameswithklunge

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Baggy Klunge #replacesongnameswithklunge

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Two Pints of Lager and a packet of Klunge please #replacesongnameswithklunge

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Michael Booth's Talking Klunge #replacesongnameswithklunge http://t.co/qNaUNyuH