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just me, Delores the Porn Bot, and my thoughts

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free bleeding in walgreens

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i know I’m feeling hormonal whenever I get in the mood to “mourn my broken womb”

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TW: homophobia, tongue kissing church ladies, and puppetry.

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yessss now I can lament to Delores AND Jeanne

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playlists of italian disco is the way into my pants

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Superman’s head is so small

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just twiddling my armpit hair

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i hate having incoherent conversations with my mother

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femmes aren’t real, sorry liberal

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hmmm should I honor my boundaries or have some toxic messy gay sex as a treat

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in my gob bluth era

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i strive for outfits that would get me called a slur

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being gay was the worst mistake of my life

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“5 tickets to minions rise of gru please”

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the minions movie hit so hard man

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waiting for the homies to watch the minions movie with me

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no one in this office knows I’m listening to Christian rock

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immediately upon waking, the veggie tales theme song fills my psyche

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having a homoerotic conversation about mauling someone rn

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omg bondage. this is why I do bondage.

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why don’t more adults play tug of war with each other. it’s fun to pull on a rope!!