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The grass is greener where I am because God loves me ✨💖

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

Thinking about buying a property on the Costa Blanca? Send me a DM! My friend and I have several options available, and we’ll send all the information, photos, and listings through Telegram.

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

No thanks. I like falling asleep spooning with my man.

[__eloïse__ @dundereloise]

In Sweden I learned that they give each person their own blanket. A superior system

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

I used to have this in my garden back in Mexico. I miss Mexico. 🇲🇽❤️

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

Eating a home grown pineapple as we speak. It literally grew on the porch. My European mind is malfunctioning

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

Eating a home grown pineapple as we speak. It literally grew on the porch. My European mind is malfunctioning

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

I’ve always wanted to get a professional massage. I just arrived for my appointment, and I’m already so relaxed… I might fall asleep halfway through 😌🧚

[his. @ohisileyasamak]

"Evlenirken sadece eşini seçmiyorsun;
birinin çocukluğunun nasıl geçeceğine de karar veriyorsun."

[nour @nourxalnasser]

Just an fyi, lack of empathy is among the defining features of psychopathy.

[Justin Murphy @jmrphy]

You just know these people have incredible sex.

[Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️ @theralkia]

Being in a relationship where you aren’t allowed to be yourself is spiritual suicide. Your repressed self will rear its ugly head and destroy the relationship or you will find yourself caught in the thralls of self-denial for years to come.

[𝓣 @topazrock]

انا اذا صرت ام

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

There is something insanely romantic about finding the one person on earth whose specific brand of madness mirrors yours. Not just “we like the same films” compatibility, no. We are talking another realm.

Actual nervous system alignment + crazy alignment + skill alignment + willingness to go all the way alignment.

Same danger tolerance + same skill+ same devotion to the plot. AND THEY LOVE U TOO

Some people live 120 years and never touch that kind of aliveness.

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

Sad

[FourthDrawerDown #MDANT 🏅 @itaintwhywhywhy]

Might be the worse one yet?

[Valen @uykusuz_queen]

bi ilişkiyi ayakta tutan erkektir erkek seviyorsa o ilişki yürür sevmiyorsa o ilişkiyi zorlamanın anlamı yok erkekler sevdikleri ve istedikleri kızlara kul köle olur o yüzden bitiyorsa sizi sevmiyordur zorlayıp kendinizi yıpratmayın Allah gönlünüzü hoş tutan kişiler çıkarsın

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

Sleeping with 500 people isn’t a flex. It’s a failure.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

I have a buddy who’s slept with 500+ women.

Before you say “he’s just lucky,” here’s what he told me:

1) He DMs every girl he finds attractive. Instagram, apps, Twitter, wherever. Literally hundreds of shots a day. His success rate is probably under 1%, but nobody outworks him.

2) He infields (approaches) everywhere. Gym. Whole Foods. Coffee shops. Bars. The street. Every errand is an opportunity.

3) He has zero fear of rejection. He’ll get turned down 20 times and still walk over to #21 like nothing happened.

4) He’s never home. You can’t meet women sitting on your couch.

5) He’s always dressed well, works out 5x a week & locked in on his health and diet.

6) He’s probably addicted to sex.

It’s honestly one of the weirdest combinations of discipline and dysfunction I’ve ever seen.

I love him though

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

Iconic

[˖᯽ ݁˖ pop backup ˖᯽ ݁˖ @popbackupp]

getting ready to make history

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

Marriage proposals are like making love: everyone wants to experience them in their own way, and every couple gets to choose what turns them on.

Some couples love each other deeply but feel overwhelmed by the legal side of marriage, so they skip the paperwork and throw an incredible celebration instead. Others cherish the religious ceremony, the legal commitment, and the marriage certificate, even if the party itself is simple.

There isn’t just one right way to celebrate love.

[WHG baddie @isa2001m]

Ppl are calling me an old jealous hag for being against big marriage proposals and suggesting people should just discuss getting married in private. Good luck with your flashy trashy dubai chocolate lifestyles. There’s no place in this world for the sensitive and sensible
woman

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

This is what finding your soulmate feels like. They’re just as crazy as you are. So if you’re wondering whether you’ve found your person, text them the wildest idea you’ve got and see if they say, “Let’s do it.”

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Two people climbed atop the Empire State Building’s 1,454-foot spire and unfurled a banner reading, “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Police are working to bring them down safely.

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

😍😍

[Alessandro Palombo @thealepalombo]

I keep saying it: Abruzzo is the most underrated region in Italy. So here is the short case for Abruzzo maxing, and the 5 spots I'd tell anyone not to miss.

Start with a number. A family left New York for a village here. They bought the house for $13,000 cash, spent $15,000 making it a home, and now pay $70 a month for preschool and about $140 a week on groceries.

I checked, because it sounds made up. It isn't. It's surely on the lower end, but last year my own parents renovated a tiny detached house just over the border in Lazio, and the figures came out almost exactly the same.

Coast and mountains two hours apart, incredible nature and food, Rome in reach, and in the right towns a 7% tax rate for ten years for retirees.

Mini thread 🧵

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

The right person is the one who follows you into your craziest ideas 😮‍💨🥰

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[leandrA @leandrAv____]

When they pour me another glass of wine and I start talking about conspiracy theories 😛😂😂😂

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

until you date a generous man (i didn’t say rich), you’ll understand that men love to provide for their women. they don’t wait to be asked, they genuinely find joy in doing it, they take initiative, they know your favorites and will order them