leanne stumper

am an gerl

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

covid has me thinking all of the help points in the subway are hand sanitizer dispensers

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

ok i’ll do twitter again

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

⁦@totinos⁩ look familiar? im used to the burns #burntbytotinos

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

@totinos #BurnByTotinosAgain

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

@totinos this is all i have does this help??? all i have is.

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

@totinos i was very severely burnt by one of your pizza rolls today!!! this is very painful and scary!! i’m going to have to get a tattoo here and make this burn the “o” in “pizza roll”. embarrassing! plz remedy this

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she goes by Blue for short

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

i just met someone named Blueberry

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life, liberty, and the pursuit of exhaling my juul into my sweater in any given public space. amen

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

i have a microscopic splinter in my finger and it feels like a gunshot wound

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

hiccuping a lot...... feeling like a frog... sauvignon blanc

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

never again will i attempt to put my duvet cover back on while pmsing. never again

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

whoever signed off on the spelling of “bologna” is a fuckin idiot TTYL

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

thought i had a cool fun outfit on but as the day goes on i am realizing i look like i’m dressed in a 2001 johnny knoxville costume :~(

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

i notice everything i just act like i downt

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

pomeranians are not cute

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

give me creative motivation and refreshing cocktails or give me death!!!!!!

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

maybe sip a few cucumber lemony vodka drinks or something idk

[leanne stumper @leanne_stumper]

just wanna be good with myself and make stuff and walk around in nice weather