Leanne🕊

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[ryan mcafee @RyanMcAfee_NI]

Someone from NI should start reviewing takeaways. Definitely a gap in the market there.

[Evan Lazarus @elazie_]

Went on a date… Were the date never showed up. So I pretended to never have left the bar.

[Shaun D. 📸🇮🇪 | 🇵🇸 @shauns_personal]

.@RockstarGames can I play early as well

[aya @deathtropeism]

this is what ian somerhalder was doing with his face on tvd

[໊ @user0000O0]

how it feels to say “girl whatever” instead of arguing

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

how do i achieve this body by 6pm tonight

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

Yeah his bird wouldn’t let him out

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

dressing slutty is fun til you gotta stop at the gas station before the function 😭😭😭

[bella @bonkeywong]

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

[Hello my name is ChudjakOfficial @chudjakofficial]

the fuck is my uncle sayinf

[TheMonk88 @themonk1967]

Irish traveller christening in Galway, the father was in prison so they brought a cardboard cut out of him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☘️☘️☘️☘️

[ً @prinkasusa]

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

[trish @ultragloss]

helpppp