leannepenny

future therapist, current wearer of many hats. mom of 3 fun kids, about 60% extra.

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@NetflixIsAJoke @netflix can we please get another @RyanHamilton special ?

I’ll recruit 89 people to watch it and I can’t be alone

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I just saw a suggestion on HBO for Boston legal and…

Is it just me or James Spader 72x hotter without hair?

#JamesSpader #bostonlegal #blacklist

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@BetsyDeVries Just wondering, because I am not always in the loop 100% - If you stay do you have to affirm or sign something that you don't' agree with surrounding Human Sexuality and Inclusion?

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Today we all ran errands together - all 5 of us and the dog.

It’s been 3 hours, and they’re still happy. We got stuff done.

I guess this is my early Mother’s Day present. Dare not ask for more.

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Well now they have sticks and buckets.
I think I live in that town from the Truman show.

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First off - each kid is doing jazz with a 4 foot baton.
Classy but someone gonna get whacked.

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I’m gonna live tweet my kid elementary concert.

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Am I the only one getting groceries right now like "Yikes, I hope I don't have to sell a kidney to afford all this."
*Gestures to cart half full of on-sale store brands.

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This is by far the nerdiest thing I will ever tweet.

Bout to fight Tiamat.

Gonna get ugly.
#prayersappreciated #dungeonsanddragons #Dnd #tiamat #tothosewhoareabouttodie

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“Hang in there Wendy -lose your shit tomorrow. Today’s no day to fall apart.”

I think I may embroider this quote from #ozark on a pillow.

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The worst part about the #avocado crisis at the border is - you can’t hoard them like it’s butter in WW2. They’ve got like a 2 day window and that’s it.

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Morning after the super bowl + Valentines Day + a kid with an early student council meeting = The most Mondayest Monday ever.
#caseofthemondays

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@elizabethagan Church secretary I mean - also a pastor. Apologies- it’s late

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@elizabethagan My husband had to try and fix a heater and uninstall a million unnecessary virus protection software programs for the overly cautious older secretary

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@rabiasquared As long as he understands the responsibility of late night pregnancy cravings, handling diaper blow outs and ensuring adequate breast pad stock he’s good to have 10 kids 😆

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@_JoyCastro Decent shoes - not designer shoes but like Boggs, chacos, Sorel shoes. They keep up with you

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@shawnsmucker Valid

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Same

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I don’t care how old I get, I still want someone to tell me I’m doing a good job sometimes. That’s all.

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Breakfast - protein smoothie

Lunch - chicken pozole soup and salad

Dinner - cauliflower gnocchi with meat sauce and salad

Dessert - dark chocolate bar - entire bottle of Montepulciano 🍷

Damn. I just couldn’t hold on to the gold

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Why is time in a not moving plane so anxiety inducing?