leanne 🤍

you can’t arrest me i’m the cake boss | she/her

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

Alistair please text me

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

I be getting drunk and buying merch from bars

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

BEWARE THE GRACKLES

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

@Samcapp42 Whole diff continent babes but it’s ok he’s just a boy 💚

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

He said “I can’t fall for you” I’m like literally no one asked you to do that

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

I really just be kissing anyone these days

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

Exploring a new city without Sam never sits right with me….on a soul level….

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

You’re laughing…I’m stuck in the backrooms and you’re laughing….

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

/ VERY non derogatory

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

Oh no. They’re having an old man-off in my messages

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

Me gatekeeping the vitamin water zero from Sam 

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

I don’t wanna hear nothing about a deadly European heatwave in fact I rebuke it

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

so looks like I wanted to kill myself for nothing

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

Yeah the 2am phone call was awful and you should regret it king

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

Like yeah Mr. Peanut piggy bank on the shelf sure

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

I want my future home/apartment to be decorated like a tattoo shop

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

I got men talmbout driving me to Niagara Falls 🤦🏻‍♀️

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

Nothing tastes as good as beer on an empty stomach feels 🤍

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

It doesn’t sit right with me the way airports be throwing around the term “final destination”…….i do feel we as a society should have retired that one

[leanne 🤍 @leannexmac]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary