Laura

mpdg wario. usually holding a baby, a wine or a grudge. tweeting in a personal capacity, if subject matter/grammar didn't make that blindingly obvious

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@anon_opin All the men in the replies assuming this is about finances and me, a woman in her late 30s going “ah. Strength training and core”.

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@scottygb Still the only reason I, a 37 year old humanities grad, can remember anything about non-Newtonian fluids

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@QueuesPub https://t.co/hFWpy480FD finally the MSM shines a light

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@tobytarrant any chance I can get in for a drink? Clearly shameless but don’t ask and all

[Laura @leap_tweets]

Delightful to cheer @tobytarrant this afternoon. Highlights:
- chucking him a banana (which he caught, pro)
- telling him my mum probably sold him a protractor in 2001
- him apologising for traumatising B & W

B’s summary: “I liked the unicorn. I didn’t like the man”

@RadioX

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Since when did we allow Paddington to be the British grim reaper?

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@tobytarrant Don’t make me tap the sign

[Laura @leap_tweets]

GO TO BED 😂

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@tobytarrant may I suggest an early night 😂

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@snoopyphils @sc3n3sluttt Saw this on Facebook, came here for the update (I’m sorry for your loss ❤️) and now I all I can hear is “YOU’RE SHOOTING WITH ALTHEA?”

https://t.co/pMtUA06nid

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@tobytarrant Screaming

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@sammyvilla86 @ThePoke Wait. Does you posting this make *me* the hobbit? Screw you, gay fish

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@cryxbbies @gogolikol Hello trypophobia

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@CamNiblett1 And yes I am fun at parties

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@CamNiblett1 Sadly no, because fallow year (the real traitor all along)

[Laura @leap_tweets]

When you are in Infernos

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

The guy you The guy you
want to get end up getting
attention from attention from

#strictly

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@tobytarrant @Paul_WHU_87 Telling my mum on you Tobes

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@tobytarrant Toby

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@Livbridge @RadioX Cracking job Liv!

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@tobytarrant (And yes, come on England!!)

[Laura @leap_tweets]

@tobytarrant She’s nearly five now, and still goes ‘it’s Toby the unicorn man!’ when she hears you on the radio 😂