LivingLearningLoving

Quotes, experiences, thoughts. -

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I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.

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Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

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Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

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What is a baby bee? A little humbug.

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

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What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?

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Knock Knock Who's there! Baby! Baby who? Baby love, my baby love....!

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?Cut it in half.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

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How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

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The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

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Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs. Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

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Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

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Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

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Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.