DadLife

First time Dad tweeting about daily experiences !!!

[DadLife @learningdaddy]

8 year old- Alexa, play the song ‘New Kar’

Alexa (India) - Okay, playing the song ‘Nadiya Paar’

Him- Alexa stoooop!

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Him- Papa, Can I roast you?
Me- Okay….??
Him- How old are you ?

Me- I am 40.

Him- Is that your Age or IQ… he he he he (laughs)

#Parenting

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Him- Today our teacher told my fellow student, "you have to finish your homework or else it would show up in the report card"
Him - That moment, I thought to myself, who made the teacher incharge of our lives. But I did not say it aloud because it would show up in my report. :)

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8 year old- Let me tell you a story

Us- okay

Him- do you want it to normal or adventure?

Him- lets make it adventure

Him- do you want it to be long or short?

Him- should it be fun?

(We have been waiting for him to start the story )

#Dadlife #Parenting

[DadLife @learningdaddy]

8 year old after talking non stop for 30 minutes

“Okay, my mouth is now tired. I will stay quiet for a bit”

Us- thank god (thinking)

After barely a minute.

8 year old- okay I am fine now

Oh lord !
#parenting #dadlife

[DadLife @learningdaddy]

Him- give me money to buy books.

Gave him 5000 Rupees.

He borrowed another 5000 from his friend and bought 4 books.

We are raising a reader. :)

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Me- let's have a chat.

8 year old- oh here it comes. So you will now give me a pep talk?

Looks like we need to sort out our communication :)

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8 year old - I think I now know what ‘fundamental’ means

Me- what?

Him- Funding stuff using your mind (mental)

Makes sense ? :)

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8 year Old came back from football game

Me- how was the game.
Him- good.
Me- did you win?
Him- yes, when I say good it means we won.

Him- i also did the pizza move .

Me confused- what is a pizza move?

Him-I named it. Its when I slide and roll the ball and confuse others

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8 year old in every 2 mins- “I am hungry”

What is this ? Are they supposed to be hungry all the time ?

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8 year old- i am on strike. I demand food.

Workers right language getting transferred already

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8 year old found some jokes and decided to illustrate them. And the result is 👇#Parenting #Sonfather

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My 7 year old made me do some paper cuttings !

After sometime

Him- (slips a coin and says) ‘i owe you’

He just paid me for my labor :)

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Me- how was your day?
7 yr old- I will give it a 2 star rating.

Kids these days !

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At the buffet

Him- Papa, I see ‘tempered cuttlefish’
Us- yes.

Him- did the cuttlefish have ‘bad temper’

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Day 1 of grade 2

Me- how was your day?

Him- Bad!

(Reason- he got a ‘strict’ teacher. I am a happy parent)

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At the children’s park

Me- what time should we go up ?

4 yr old (friend of my 7 yr old)- we should go up at fifty o clock.

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Psychic ? No

It’s pronounced ‘Pee- see-chic’

7 year olds :)

[Owen E. Richason IV @OwenERichasonIV]

@learningdaddy We had a conversion style that started as a crib, reconfigured to a toddler bed, and then turned into a full.

He was a tween when he learned he'd essentially been sleeping in a crib since he was a baby...

And he *was not* happy about that revelation!

(Now, he's in a queen.)

[DadLife @learningdaddy]

He transitioned to his own bed and now we have ‘too much space’

May be we are not ready yet :(