well...

😬💀

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

Things I want in my man:
-Must be a virgin
-Must be submissive
-Must not talk back
-Must cook and clean
-Must dress modest

[IVY @ivymuthe]

SIFUNA: Is SHA working in Homa Bay?

WANGA: SHA is not working.

SIFUNA: But you've been the loudest at rallies claiming SHA is working & supporting this administration.

WANGA: The truth is SHA is not working, actually it owes Homa Bay Hospitals sh 350 Million.

SIFUNA: Funny enough, you're loudest supporter of this administration that doesn't care of your people's health.

SIFUNA: 🤔

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

and for my next trick, I will persevere out of pure fucking spite.

[#Ms Tejada @melanin_afrique]

When @dkmaraga is sworn in he should immediately set up an advocate commission that will go through auditor reports made in this regime and accelerate asset tracing and prosecution. We can absolutely get our money back

[💎 @gemtaii]

Real!

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

If my WhatsApp gets hacked and someone asks you for money, and you send it you’ll be disrespecting me. Like, when have I ever asked you for money?😔😔

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

KRA walisimplify kufile tax returns with that WhatsApp thing
Bot inakufanyia kila kitu within seconds
Wamemaliza career ya watu wa kufile returns for people at a fee

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

It is cheaper for me to book a plane ticket to Dubai, buy a high end flagship phone & come back home than walking to a shop in the CBD of Nairobi to purchase the same phone.

We need a difficult conversation on our taxation. We can't proceed like this.

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

This is the international pedophile uncle greeting. Little girls all over the world know this sign of a dirty old man trying to diddle you.

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

real academic pressure is when ur parents don't pressure u at all...they just trust u and that is exactly why u CANNOT Fail.

[Pricci @Pricci0]

Using my studies as a reason to avoid family gathering>>>>>

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

[jardelito @jardelito]

eles simplesmente dobraram as batatas fritas e automaticamente todo mundo sabe quem está sendo retratado. ABSOLUTAMENTE O MAIOR DA HISTÓRIA.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

I saw someone ask, “What exactly has Edwin Sifuna done in the Senate?”

Fair question.

Because in Kenyan politics, too many leaders are loud on TV and silent in Parliament.

So I checked the record.

So far, Sifuna has tabled 3 Bills and pushed 3 major people-centred motions:

1. Sports (Amendment) Bill
To reform sports governance, improve accountability in sports bodies, and protect athletes from mismanagement.
2. Energy (Amendment) Bill
To address high electricity costs, strengthen regulation in the energy sector, and push for fairer pricing for consumers.

3. Office of the County Printer Bill
To institutionalize county publication of laws and notices, making county governments more transparent and accountable.

And his motions?

1. Abolishing parking fees in hospitals, malls and airports
Because access to hospitals and essential services should not come with punitive charges.
2. Inquiry into deputy governors’ welfare and protection
To address the growing trend of political frustration, humiliation and sidelining of deputy governors.
3. Electricity cost reduction reforms
To push government and regulators to lower the cost of power for households and businesses.

On top of that, he has been active in Senate oversight committees, questioning governors, including Johnson Sakaja, on accountability. He has also submitted several statements in the Senate. And much more is on the way.

This is why some of us support Sifuna.

Not because we are blind.
Not because of party loyalty.
But because we checked the receipts.

Before dismissing him, show us your MP or Senator’s record first.

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

sending me on an errand that needs constant communication, then the second i get there you suddenly stop picking up my calls.

[‘deola. @deyola_a]

Nobody pisses you off like the man you’re in love with. Lmaoooo 🤣🤣😭😭😭

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya has increased entry fees at National Museum sites, effective from today:

Here is how the new charges compare:

Nairobi National Museum: Sh200 → Sh350
Snake Park: Sh200 → Sh350
Nairobi Gallery: Sh150 → Sh300
Karen Blixen Museum: Sh200 → Sh550
Fort Jesus: Sh200 → Sh550
Gede Ruins: Sh100 → Sh200
Malindi Museum: Sh100 → Sh200

[Gatwirii♊ @thatgeminibloom]

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽