miranda

hot mess express

[Sitcoms Addiction @friendsadiciton]

Today’s the only day you can share this!

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

I'm so relieved it's Friday. Just today and a few more decades of work left, and I'm done!

[cristina @sugaplumcris]

“the worst they can say is no” and hearing no is the worst thing ever to happen to me in my life

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

Shuffling your liked songs is all fun and games until you get my tears ricochet after hot to go

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sorry my room's a mess i got ready to go out one time seven months ago

[skinny cowboy @alexandracrdss]

Gym tan laundry

[miranda @leary_miranda]

ticket secured🫡

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Eras Tour has been the most meaningful, electric experience of my life so far and I’m overjoyed to tell you that it’ll be coming to the big screen soon 😆 Starting Oct 13th you’ll be able to experience the concert film in theaters in North America! Tickets are on sale now at https://t.co/lLl7WR4BTr. Eras attire, friendship bracelets, singing and dancing encouraged 🫶 1, 2, 3 LGB!!!! (iykyk)

[miranda @leary_miranda]

🫡

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i like being single but come on not everyday

[Junior @MaruchanWarrior]

When that 3rd El Tiempo margarita hits

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[miranda @leary_miranda]

everyday

[aya ♪⋆ @ayasreadss]

you ever go:
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢real life men🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

but then:
💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💕 💓💗💞fictional men💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💗💞💓💞💗💞💗💓💗💞💗💓💞💓💗💓💞💗💕💗

[miranda @leary_miranda]

long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend

[sarah @heavenbrat]

girls will sit under the sun and immediately feel like their mental health is cured (im girls)

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

at what point in your twenties do you stop feeling like a 17 year old wearing the costume of an adult