Shannon Leary

just your friendly loud mouthed American in Auckland. trained economist and extreme Ranchophile lots of 🐕🐈‍⬛🐴🍷🚣🏻‍♀️🏉👦🏻👦🏻🇺🇸➡️🇳🇿

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

Mom: so my diet is just writing down everything that goes in my mouth… SHANNON PATRICIA! BAD! STOP GIGGLING

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

Could you do me a huge favor? 🥺Please accept my invite so that I can get free gifts
https://t.co/jQJKYv2RDm

[Tony Pike @tony_pike15]

Worst loss since…? Watched teams all weekend with their backs against the wall find a way to win… Bengals at home, against a rookie qb, fail to show up! No excuse for that

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

Screamed at by coworker at work
Bengals losing
I’m fat

So not my favorite day

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

@Mares4Life I’m so sorry.
You have made the right choice for her.
You’ve given her such a great retirement.

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

Remember when she lived at the pound!?!? Unwanted and unloved?!?!

(Yeah she doesn’t either)

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

It’s time to get Keaton off his bottle of milk in bed so it’s a cup of milk in the living room then bed… which now means Vada gets a bit of milk before bed too..

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

Ok so I almost get why people don’t trust immigrants because I just thought “thank god I’m not trusted with state secrets because I’d sell out NZ for a pebble ice machine”

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

I don’t think people understand when we say our stadium is on campus this is what we mean- that’s not a parking lot. That’s a roof. Like you have to walk the stadium to get from one class to another

[Cincinnati Football @GoBearcatsFB]

No place like Nippert.

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

It’s my yearly annoy my Board of Elections works day!!! (Aka I email a form I don’t know if I have to do every election or every year orrrr)

[Olivia Ray @OliviaRayTV]

Ja'Marr Chase excited to have Tee Higgins back in the mix on Monday night. Why?

"Less double teams....it's just been good having the boys back out there."

5 minutes with #Bengals WR , including his plans for a touchdown celebration⬇️ @WLWT

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

Sorry I’m getting canceled but flank rope is only way I got dingo under control at park run

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

Thank you!

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

@anotherequestr1 “Look Ms! I have a teen now!”

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

You know what’s fun? I have to wait 4 more days until I know if my “send me a ballot every year” worked because expats done get ballots until the 21st US time

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

I think rose from the golden girls was actually on the spectrum…

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

@dairymanNZ This is pornography

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

@Irwing_JC But more to the point- I don’t like either. I prefer a concentrated capsule or bottle that I use to make my cleaning solution

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

@Irwing_JC Neither- I want someone to clean my house for me… 😭😭😭😭

[Shannon Leary @learysp]

I didn’t get hay in my bra but I did get it in my phone case sooooo