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1938 time magazines person of the year

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These are the kind of "u up?" texts I want to get in my life

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@RYOBItoolsusa why is your customer service unavailable during regular business hours? I've been on hold for 2+ hours.

Thanks

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That was the most audible "fuck yeah" ever lol

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Getting into a rhythm mid set while dead lifting and just cranking out the reps is one of my favorite feelings

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@kyle_hulll You tweeted this too early

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Hey @dunkindonuts thanks for the medium cup of ice with a splash of cold brew. Literally 5 sips of coffee

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To clarify @tdazzz didn't send me this lol

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These are the kind of "u up?" texts I want to get in my life

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@EKANardini @stoolpresidente I don't tweet often nor do I listen to the news but @HardFactorNews keeps bringing me back to both

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Hey @FedEx , thanks for handling my package of crystal glasses with such care!

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@tzale7 Bruh u wish u had the greatness of 95

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@tzale7 32bit looking ass

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My mom and I are currently driving home on the Dan Ryan and she threatened to kick me out of the car at the next exit (76th and Halsted AKA Englewood) if I didn't go on Facebook and like her holiday pictures from a month ago

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Who the fuck let my mom on the internet

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@IFuckFatChicks5 @PatMcAfeeShow https://t.co/LUH9tXtTjW (even better stream with less ads, my bad)

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@IFuckFatChicks5 @PatMcAfeeShow Merry Hanakkuh https://t.co/LUH9tXtTjW

(Exit out of all the ads and you'll be good)

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Y tho

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Detroit Pistons are interested in a trade for Markelle Fultz, per @Vincent_Ellis56

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@Stacy_Szlem Ur welcome

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@Stacy_Szlem Bc of me

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What in the actual fuck

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The Rockets are offering four first-rounders in their renewed pursuit of Jimmy Butler, sources told @wojespn. https://t.co/md7Ap8G9Es