Frosticles the Beneficent

Colder than a well diggers crack.

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@PeterBetts8 @Theblackfemini3 Don't you start clown shoes.
The rise of the academic mid wit is a thing. You are that thing.
Did you consider climatology?
The bar was low enough. Only requires Year 10 equivalency, and hair with which to dye blue.

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@RyanShead Nah, I say fuck the pair of them.
It sucks they died because they were a bit silly but that's natural selection for ya.

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@SethAbramson Dare I ask what car you drive?

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@MenachemV I hope you don't think I hate you.
Wouldn't mind slapping the prime minister of Israel up side the head however, and if anyone even knows who is in control of Gaza, probably them too.
But you're cool.
Have a hug my guy.
*hug*

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@MrsLouiseWS Not a chance. I like the lifestyle, and the people are great.

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@BazzaCC You are looking for a small symbol.
It's a circle, sometimes with a break in the top with a line pointing down as though it were a clock face reading 12 o'clock.
Press the button this symbol appears on. If nothing happens, press and hold for a couple of seconds.
You're welcome.

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@clownworld Do you fuckers want Chucky?
Because that's how you get Chucky.

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@SydneyLWatson It used to worry me more a few years back.
Right now, I get the impression the tide is changing and these poor dumb fucks are going to find their pools drying up.
I just can't wait for them to start eating each other because I'm a bit crooked like that.

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@MyFirstCousin There is at least a half truth in that.

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@GallahadJerome Brittany Higgins is still a cunt, and Labor has been nothing short of disappointing.
There is no Twitter Gerard. Only X.
How's reality treating you?

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@DerekRobinson2 No it doesn't.

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@JayJay91341991 😂😆😆😆😭😂😆
AUNTY!!!
😂😆😆😆😆😆😭

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@DrVicFielding You can move on to Bluesky or Mastodon anytime you like.
It's not like anyone has a gun to your head or that you will be missed.

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@Three2001 @RpsAgainstTrump Same thing with all western nations.
People are sick of the status quo and would vote for Hitler if it meant something... Hell, anything would change.

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@pearlythingz I've slept with enough of them to know that most of the good looking ones are either fucking neurotic, utterly narcissistic, or so poorly educated they cannot string a sentence together without the word "like" being interjected between every third word.
That shit's for your 20's

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@Kingwarren20 @websyd A lawyer is paid to pick holes and gnaw at any discrepancy to achieve a specific outcome for a client.
They are not paid to be impartial in this regard...

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@bugwannostra The wrong lever???
They have only ONE fucking lever!!!
The entire reason they exist is so the government of the day doesn't have to act in their place with policies driven by partisanship.

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@JayJay91341991 I still haven't forgiven it for tying Carrie Fisher up with a dog leash.
Not sure I ever will.

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@colonelhogans Horrible fact is... I can walk into a police station tomorrow and accuse you of sexually assaulting me.
There is a very good chance you would be facing court as a result of it and when it came to light that I had fabricated the entire thing, I would only have to face a fine/CO.

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@TheProselytiser Given how everything is going, they were optimistic, lobotomised shitheads if that is any comfort to you.