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i went to art school in new york city and all i got was this dumb undercut

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has anybody else made this joke

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can someone who understands aerodynamics explain why the door to the KFC/Taco Bell in Elmsford is incredibly difficult to open and why you’re hit with a gust of wind when you do successfully open it? what would cause an extreme air pressure differential in a fast food restaurant?

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YOU SPEND ONE (1) COMMUTE LISTENING TO HERB ALPERT AND THE TIJUANA BRASS AND SPOTIFY WRAPPED HITS YOU WITH THIS

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fondly remembering seeing him at a 17 year old in 2011 at le poisson rouge where i hated the seating arrangement so much i had an anxiety attack in the bathroom <3

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FRONT ROW FOR @_PATRICK_WOLF AND HE PLAYED DEMOLITION!!!!!!!! (!!!!)

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google returns shit results all the time/whatever online journalism website i read it on has probably folded/the article was related to burnout, and thousands of lazy articles on the subject have been published in the intervening years/somehow, all of those articles are about AI?

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i wanted to find an article i half-remember reading years ago but unfortunately, recent improvements to the internet™ make this task completely impossible

[soul khan @soulkhan]

here's nyc mayor candidate eric adams teaching you how to search your own home for contraband. and no, this music was legit already there. i didn't alter *anything* in these excerpts lolol

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ignore the fact that it’s one of the most popular wordle starting words, it’s MY WORD!! today is for ME!!

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AFTER PLAYING THIS AS MY FIRST WORDLE WORD EVERY DAY FOR 3 YEARS!! IT’S MY DAY!!

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if the only data you had about music listenership was spotify wrapped posts from people i know from art school, you would have to conclude that the most popular act in the world is Cocteau Twins

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KPOP PHASE OVER!! NEW AND MUCH MORE ANNOYING GHOST PHASE BEGUN 🫡

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was googling “fat pikachu plush” and it’s bad enough that google images is now full of AI slop, but i was doubly dismayed to discover the AI has definitely been training on fetish art :-(

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me, noticing different bugs are out now than were out in july: wow… just like animal crossing…

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amazing marketplace recommendation from the facebook algorithm

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@JennyENicholson @joan_9227 I just found some of those dog tags when I was cleaning recently!! Time has not been kind to the clear plastic :(

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only one hour left to get your prime day discount on “I LOVE WORMS” brand worms

[tweets by cian ™ @CianOMahony]

this was how I found out.

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i need someone else to go see "despicable me 4" so you can tell me if i misheard or if a minion-ese argument really does end with a minion jumping off of the roof of a building and shouting "suppository!!!"

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my parent’s house in new york: entire neighborhood suddenly absolutely mobbed by chipmunks
my aunt’s house in massachusetts: significant vole population living in yard for first time in 10+ years

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TREND ALERT: it’s a big year for small rodents