Lisa Paesano Horton

We came to break the bad. We came to cheer the sad. We came to leave behind the world a better way.

[Lisa Paesano Horton @Leather430]

And that’s all I heard about Brenda Ranetti, can’t tell you more ‘cause I told you already, and here we are waving Brenda Ranetti goodbye.

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Will: Ok Seth, what’s the magic word??

Seth: ORANGE!

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#instacart #COVID2019

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@News12LI You guys should do a story about @Instacart shoppers scamming people during #COVID2019

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@lau_rat ALVA! THERE YOU ARE! 👆🏻

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Hello, I finally finished watching @Stranger_Things last night and it has ruined my life. #HopperIsAlive hopefully??

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So...Stephen Lyons from #YearsandYearshbo is like the biggest prick on earth, right?

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@lau_rat @XLibrisLorraine There’s no way these aren’t Annabelle’s babies.

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@lau_rat Ask @marissaleigh2 and she’ll say yes.

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@disruptor32 Perfectly put!

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@disruptor32 Also, none of these MEN are volunteering to take these babies in once they’re born to moms who can’t afford to clothe and feed them. Hmmmmmmm.

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Oh well, I guess 👌🏻

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@GoodLuckCoconut @lau_rat Two s’mores one nose.

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@lau_rat He’s the cutest 💙

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@lau_rat I stand by what I said. “Bitch”.

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@Andersson_Greg https://t.co/xoBf6lw2c2

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Another thing I like about my Mom: she likes to sing the chorus of “Let’s Get it Started” by the Black Eyed Peas to my son, but completely screws the cadence up. When I pointed it out to her she said, and I quote: “I don’t give a shit”. Well then.

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One of my favorite things about my Mom: she still calls HBO “HomeBox”.

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My 3 Reasonable Life Goals:
1) A happy life for my son 2)Enough money for my family to live comfortably 3) To have a three way with Steve Harrington & Jim Hopper 😋🙌 #StrangerThings

[Lisa Paesano Horton @Leather430]

Wise words from the best band on earth #theavettbrothers