judas jude ah ahs

not into daddy. my girl call me coach.

[judas jude ah ahs @leathrrmxuth]

middle bite from insomnia smores cookie make a brother bust in his shorts #horny

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Some sandwiches are so good they’ll have you fantasizing about the second half while you’re eating the first

[derpy @derpyez]

y'all ever be pissing but wanna piss faster so you put on turbo fast pissing mode

[L 🍉 @verynormalgf]

smoking the weed that makes me pet the fuck out of my cat

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

fool me once why would you do that to me

[skipppppy 🍉//COMMS OPEN!! @skipppppy_art]

Me with that youtube shorts sitcom about a restaurant where all the characters are just one guy in different wigs

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

just got high and sat on my couch Has anybody heard of this before

[isid or @isid__or]

Lesbians doing meth okkkk Yuri on Ice 😍

[cait @twinklorswift]

Bum ass avatar omg

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[very tall bart @TallBart]

I run over a guy with my car. "Good thing I have a spare!" I pop the trunk and pull out an identical looking guy

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Going to r/bald and posting a molting cardinal

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i thought lady parts were called The Gina

[Stringbean McCallister @SpunkityBall]

a real man never turns down a homemade Slopular Joseph

[➎➊ @0live51]

하 두더지인줄 알고 저장했던 사진인데 찾아보니 땃쥐류라는 말이 있네요...죄송합니다...심지어 독도 있다네요..독있땃쥐....

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Doordashing a poop

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

I twerk therefore I am. #PeanutButter

[erin chack @ErinChack]

“Top or bottom,” you ask. And I get excited because I think you’re talking about bunk beds. But when we get back to your place, there are no bunk beds. There are no bunk beds at all

[high priestess @despawner]

My kid best hope they turn out nonbinary cuz im naming them Poop regardless