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Feelin’ confident, smellin’ good.

[anna mmmm @leatsheep]

“You look like Freddy Krueger fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

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“Highly irregular? Highly irregular is like the time I found a foot in the toaster oven. This is just odd.”

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“Like the voice of an angel, set on fire.”

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“What did I do? I shat a sideways brick.”

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“I will staple your tongue to your taint so you can watch me kick your ass.”

[anna mmmm @leatsheep]

@DenverPolice hey guys - what’s happening at 13th and Penn? Lots of folks in uniform here!

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“Yeah if I was a dog I’d be a pug. Sometimes he’ll look over at me and go, ‘Why are you breathing so hard.’”

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“They’re not hostages, they’re collateral friendships.”

[anna mmmm @leatsheep]

“My problem with alcohol is alcohol.”

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“Christ, I would snort her dandruff.”

[anna mmmm @leatsheep]

“You can be whatever you want, but you have to know what that is.”

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

We don't have a New Mother's Room but if you need to breastfeed while you're here, you're free to squat behind the register.

[anna mmmm @leatsheep]

“Takes bad guys to jail, and bad girls to bed.”

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“I would say ‘fuck ya’ but go and get ya own dick.”

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"Spoke my mind got made into a martyr, came back from the dead and then I went harder. Holy spirit let me live so that I might partner with the mother, the muse, the son, and the father."

[anna mmmm @leatsheep]

“Our enemy is relentless and colossal, but also uncreative and stupid.”

[anna mmmm @leatsheep]

“Did you hike acid in an H&M?”
“No, it was weed in a J. Crew.”

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“I’m so angry about the toilet paper. Why couldn’t they leave it next to the toilet? That proximity was so elegant.”

[anna mmmm @leatsheep]

@DenverPolice hi hi! What’s happening on colfax around Pennsylvania? Lots of cruisers!

[anna mmmm @leatsheep]

@haleyeahz Como estas?

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“If you’re going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.”