Russell Douglas

journalist,nipple clamp enthusiast, author of the book Dark, Dirty, and Immature: Short Stories Not Meant for Grandma.

[Vincenzo Landino 🏎️ @vincenzolandino]

I think this is the best Bernie meme gif

[Russell Douglas @leatz1jd]

Please help my friend Dante. He is in need of a good lawyer. Don’t let him fall threw the cracks https://t.co/QrMkdlQqGy @gofundme

[Kris P. Kreme @krisv_723]

I received my first order from Imperfect foods, and let me tell you, I’m 100% satisfied.

[Russell Douglas @leatz1jd]

A Terrible Review for a Terrible Movie: Shaft (2019) https://t.co/AuXFAjfl20

[Russell Douglas @leatz1jd]

@tomsegura Late to the party, but how about the boys at the @cumtownpodcast

[Russell Douglas @leatz1jd]

Agreed

[The Nib ✒️ @thenib]

Earth's mightiest heroes!

@RubenBolling ✒ https://t.co/QrUlNw843L

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

If embryos are people, ultrasounds are child pornography

[Russell Douglas @leatz1jd]

Twitter is annoying. It keeps reminding me of all the tweets I keep missing

[ain’t no sunshine @cathlab_lacky]

Democrats don’t like trump. Below are a few of the reasons (not a comprehensive list).
GOP tax scam
Tariffs
Farmer Bankruptcies
3k dead in Puerto Rico
17 % homeless
Trump shutdown
$100 million for his golf trips
Muslim ban
FEMA data leak
Troops at the border
Charlottesville

[Chat Dragon Podcast @ChatDragonPod]

Root Review: Redwall, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, and Furry Animal Goodness https://t.co/VIvtY2kPHx via @wordpressdotcomn

[Chat Dragon Podcast @ChatDragonPod]

New review of the hit #boardgame #rootboardgame is up on the sites. https://t.co/EgxDsOR9tf https://t.co/bc5iZGaUGp

[Russell Douglas @leatz1jd]

I am surprised whenever I get a new subscriber. I’m probably the fourth most inactive twitter user on the web.

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

By far the weirdest scenario to imagine is that Trump had no idea anything improper was going on and every single person he knew or worked with on a daily basis was just doing it all away from him. Every day he's like, "Guys, what I want most is to do everything by the book."

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

On the constant, absurd swipes at Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and how they prove the political establishment still doesn’t understand the depth of its own unpopularity: column https://t.co/pqjXpBf2ap

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Analysis: The next generation of voters is more liberal, more inclusive and believes in government.

By 2020, many will be eligible to vote in the presidential election, which means their values and opinions will soon begin shaping national politics. https://t.co/UkgdZwmgxm

[Russell Douglas @leatz1jd]

Pain, Emotions, John Sarno https://t.co/kPbqWyC5xe

[Russell Douglas @leatz1jd]

I’m amazed at what a good periodization program and an absolutely insane mindset can do. I’m damn near close to being able to military press my own body weight. #5/3/1 #davidgoggins

[Russell Douglas @leatz1jd]

You (Probably) Don't Exist https://t.co/tmkkOuxxK0 via @YouTube

[Florida Woman @_Flor1daWoman]

Florida Woman Holds Up Mail Truck With Toy Gun, Flees on Tricycle https://t.co/sCavp0JZv6