Max

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Luke can't get me I'm the peanut man
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There are better things in life

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@secretcowagent @hozzaca @rhyshateswaffle 🍳

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Idk how omar rudberg wormed his way into my top song of the year but I take no responsibility for it

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Rhys's grandma basically just said I have a slutty little waist

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Me and raph just spent 5 minutes scrolling on a couples tik tok account bc they are definitely ironically being a straight couple and are actually a gay man and a lesbian

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Not my grandmother getting halfway through saying ill get hatecrimed if I go out in warrandyte dressed like this~~~

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I think the toris are happy Liz was so bad, they just made the bar for worst prime minister a little bit lower

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@Waddadelive @hozzaca Wow love you too wade

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Planes are the most stressful omg

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@secretcowagent Oh no u caught

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Wow I owe my whole life to the Singapore Airlines lady that let me have a bag overweight by 1 kg

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Wow heathrow has improved since I last flew out of it

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@secretcowagent Not yet ):

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I'm back, baby!

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Spent the last hour trying to figure out how to log into Twitter on my new phone

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@bulliedintothis What does this mean

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British mints don't hit the same :(

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Heathrow baggage retrieval is the thing of nightmares

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Update it didn't crash

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Always fills you with hope when your 13 hour flight is delayed for 45 mins because the engine isn't working

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Always fills you with hope when your 13 hour flight is delayed for 45 mins because the engine isn't working

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There is nothing more agitating than hearing an Americans voice