Sarah

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Girl who sings the cleanup song really dramatically in kindergarten

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

The dragon-on-dragon cruelty in House of the Dragon (lol) is really getting to me.

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Men only want one thing and it’s to invite me to meals in the Larchmont area

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Changed my body from the way God made it,
It reflects my altered mind.

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Changed my body from the way God made it,
It reflects my altered mind.

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

@Philip_Palermo Thank you!

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Covid but make it Dua Lipa

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Who. Fucking. Cares

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Guys “flirting” with me: “Wow you have a lot of photos of yourself on your Instagram compared to mine” …

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

i don't believe the body is a temple, but i still can't believe some of the people i have let in...

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

@ComedyBrooklyn Wrong Sarah but I wish!

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Every girl should date at least one snowboarder in her life

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

@MrEmilyHeller my bf at the time said "i'm a big fan of paper with words on it" in his sleep one night. which, honestly, same.

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

The only thing that stopped me from becoming an Olympic-level figure skater was not wanting to wake up at 4 in the morning to train. And my weird arms. And general skating ability.

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Watching his interest in me drain from his eyes in real time as I tell him about my web series

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Sometimes you just need to eat like a complete asshole*
*have 7 Newman O’s

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Guess I’m done consoling myself with “Rihanna doesn’t have kids yet either.”

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

I have to get this off my chest: when I was in middle school I made a “which Beatles song are you?” quiz on a quiz website and people loved it and rated it 5 stars. But there was only one result people could get, and—of all the Beatles songs out there—it was Fixing a Hole.

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

there shouldn't be a statute of limitation on sexual harassment claims. hit them with that shit on their deathbed

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

Thank god my hinge date was a bad tipper, otherwise I would have had to marry him because he’s a doctor and I can’t ask my dad to refill my birth control forever

[Sarah @leavesarahalone]

I’m an open book… in a different language