Lauren

simp for @lexyardley

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

this is the original knives out

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

them: u let ur dog on the furniture? 😮

my dog:

[✧*:･ @cthuwucult]

could be us

[teryn @youngtiddy]

can i come over and lay completely still on top of u for 3 hours

[Lauren @lecarlson13]

@wydhere2022 I am

[Lauren @lecarlson13]

@lexyardley 😇😇

[Words @itswords_]

my love language is to annoy you.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

do what you love and you’ll never own property a day in your life

[alexis @alexisnicole47]

she’s a 10 but cries when she gets overwhelmed

[˙ɐıɟɐɹ @r3fi3r3i_]

a relationship where we're both simps for eachother>>>>>>

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

🧡

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

since @TedLasso i say "appreciate you" a million times a day. to all the people i see pretty much. i don't like everybody but i can appreciate everybody. life is hard, good job living anyway. appreciate you.

[benny. @trindingtopic]

I really can’t hear without subtitles

[Follow @miblogestublog on BlueSky @miblogestublog]

omicron, waiting for me to leave my house

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

important to always draw attention to the fact that I am shockingly cute. truly awe-inspiringly, dazzlingly cute, u would be amazed the amount of cuteness I exude

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[Hurt Cobain 🧛‍♀️ @RenyXO]

I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

When ur dreading going back to work after a holiday break

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Just finding out I apparently have a job and it starts back up tomorrow. This is fucked up if I’m honest