Leche Caliente

Burner Diaries

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

When I die, I do not want to be buried or cremated or donated to science. I want the people that really rocked with me to gather together while my body gets cooked. Y'all should have a feast, my treat.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

I am plagued by the fear of losing the life I have yet to live.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

I've decided to never delete a tweet. If I thought it enough to tweet it, then I said what I said.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

Nihilism

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

@foni_inof Finally getting to you eh? You'd eventually get numb to it. I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing though.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

If I ever get so sick that I'll slowly die, I'll 100% rather go out with a bang
Fuck bed rests, fuck hospitals. Get me a plane, keep the parachute🥱

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

I kind of like the impermanence of snapchat messages. There's something exhilarating about knowing whatever you say gets wiped away with time and only remains in memory.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

Getting rejected by your ppa should automatically mean you've completed nysc. Just give me my certificate.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

@nersby11 @fvtabhi Pass the weed when you're done

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

Literally can't hear "Happy Sunday" as a normal statement anymore. I will elbow your eye.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

Today years old when I realized the grooves on the back of your toothbrush are for scraping your tongue.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

Didn't realize how hard it is to set up an outdoors set and just shoot content with peace of mind in lagos.
Crazy world we live in.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

Twitter is really just for lonely people tbh

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

Sometimes I crack myself up so bad, I'm actually hilarious, I love it.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

I'm playing a game today. Everywhere, except my bed, is lava.
I'm great at this game.

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

Turns out building an empire is kinda expensive😂😂

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

I'm going to build an empire

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

The source of my problems is that I want too much

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

I genuinely don't like where I'm at rn

[Leche Caliente @lechecaliente_]

And some fucker really said money can't buy happiness?
I'm so pissed for no reason mehn. Deep breaths, deep breaths.