Currently involved in an orgy with Bloomberg, Claude, and Excel.
Unfortunately, they’re all fucking me, so I suppose it’s more of a gangbang. #makeitstop
The human body wasn’t designed for the way most of us currently live. Sitting in a chair jacking off for 5-6 hours every day… we weren’t meant for this
Girlfriend asks me to edit her history paper on “The Anfal Campaign.” I hit the ol’ control + H (find and replace) and did the necessary substitution. The Anal Campaign is a much better paper thanks to me. #hopeshedoesntnotice
Jalen Kitna, son of NFL QB John Kitna, arrestee from felony charges, previous possessor of child pornography, expellee of Florida University, server of 6 months probation…
The Rice Muhfuggin Owls are coming for you🐉🔫🦉