steve

I love Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m better than everyone

[steve @unkatron]

I’ve shot ropes in places you wouldn’t hang yourself with one

[steve @unkatron]

In the crib getting sacked off Benadryl trying to induce early onset dementia

[steve @unkatron]

Life comes at you quickly

[steve @unkatron]

I miss when Immanuel quickley was a knick

[steve @unkatron]

Smelling the humid southern air of a parking garage for me is. Like the green goblin mask. I need liquor. I need to get shit faced

[kai 🎧 @ka1pilled]

positive affirmations: i am NONCHALANT, my dick is NOT small, i am NOT low elo, my hoe is NOT gone

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

What do you say we Day Drink on an Empty Stomach about This

[steve @unkatron]

Nine/11

[NFL @NFL]

TRADE: Vikings trading QB J.J. McCarthy to Giants for 2027 fifth-round pick. (via @rapsheet, @adamschefter, @MikeGarafolo)

[SHRIEK @deadMansShriek]

Probably my worst trait is that I'm an insane retarded freak who completely and irreversibly destroyed his own life.

[steve @unkatron]

My life is in total non control. But we will land this plane. Mark my word

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

The pussy come with eggroll

[steve @unkatron]

Oh you didn’t see me there that’s weird I was downstairs abusing heart medication pills with e. Coli sink water during a boil water notice

[Dome Piece @blunt2domepiece]

Be a man. Be miserable. Drink at Buffalo Wild Wings alone

[Complex @Complex]

Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic.

A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison.

[🎥: via/ NOAA]

[marg⁵⁰⁰ @snubbedseason]

Went to bar alone and laughed out loud at reels for 2 hours

[🩷🌸 Victoria 🌸🩷 @surprisedhoe2]

The reason why america is declining rn is bc hoes dont dream about living in LA or NYC anymore now hoes r dreaming about living in trashy ass Tampa, Florida.

[steve @unkatron]

It’s like the universe just for one moment did everything right for me god is great

[Cornelius Webster @DONTEVENGOLOL]

getting an adderall prescription so i can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder

[steve @unkatron]

When the mermaids tell Odysseus he don’t actually wanna go home that’s what happens to me as a DD

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Nice to hear Brad Pitt is drinking again. Alcohol and its effects are awesome and fun to experience.