steve

I love Lynyrd Skynyrd and I’m better than everyone

[steve @unkatron]

#YOUNG #RICH #HUNG #HANDSOME

[﹐ @MahomesPR]

If Victor Wembanyama was playing Al Qaeda I’d wear an Al Qaeda jersey

[steve @unkatron]

1800s racist caricatures all just look like what if Elton John was black or Chinese

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Everybody Waking up from a 8 month coma like what happened to the talk tuah podcast

[steve @unkatron]

Knicks are not losing a finals game 3 on national best friends day.

Put your home equity on Knicks ml

[steve @unkatron]

Pockets sound like maracas when I walk #PillHead

[steve @unkatron]

Grocery stores and big cheese be like be like this cheese was aged for 27 years in saddam husseins hiding spot then walked by foot to the hills of Mongolia where it was rested In a temple with monks for 15 years of silence Expiration date July 12, 2026

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

listening to kat saying we’ll be fine on repeat to calm myself

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

“I felt like a kid. It was just fun out here.”

Karl-Anthony Towns shares the sense of peace he felt going into Game 1 of the NBA Finals 🏀

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

i hate when my upstairs neighbor walks around. i hope he falls through the soft spot in the ceiling ive been spraying with water every night.

[wifesopper @tenthousund]

ther's a women in tampa who can shoot a bar of soap five yards out her pussy

[steve @unkatron]

National burger day got me feeling kinda buns

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

How it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women

[steve @unkatron]

Walking into a bar and it’s chock full of rapists from Tampa

[steve @unkatron]

White people be like my lightbulb disconnected from the internet

[steve @unkatron]

Chaime Foxx be like don’t blame it on the jews

[steve @unkatron]

A netflix dating show for Indians called “connecting the dots”

[steve @unkatron]

That’s a quote from my old great grandmonkey nim chimpsky

[steve @unkatron]

Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you

[steve @unkatron]

Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you