Ellen Leciejewski

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[Jimmy Here @JimmyHere]

It is the first Wednesday of the decade my dudes

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

What alternative universes am I living in right now ??

[Globalnews.ca @globalnews]

What do you do when you’re stuck in a traffic jam in the middle of a snow storm?

The one true Canadian thing to do would be to break out the sticks and start a hockey game. #MBStorm

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[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

Spooky season is coming early 👻👻 It’s Friday the 13 and power just went out on campus 👻👻👻👻

[ESPN @espn]

Corgi racing is the sport you didn't know you needed 🐕 #ESPNDogDay

(via @EmeraldDowns)

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

How am I supposed to trust my gut when at 2am it tells me to eat three slices of pizza, a cupcake and a milkshake?

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

I think I captured Minnesota weather in one picture

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

@quesadilexi Your welcome 😘

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

Heptyzacbdezibar pronounced as Minnesodieappolis

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Laughter is the best medicine.
Crying is the affordable generic brand.

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

Piano man according to a 7 year old: “sing ya the song of the chili dogs I need more chili dog”

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

“My barf is way cleaner. Like yeah there’s no bones in it.”- a 5 year old
Referring to the movie ‘Nut Job 2’

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

@netflix I think I found a minor error in stranger things...

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

I know it’s a tad late but, I see no difference...

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

@AllTheMayo Sorry to hear that kiddo

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

“If you go on the light side of the moon first you will melt. If you got from the dark side to the light side you will just defrost” - a 7 year old

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

“Does your daddy have a bigger head then you?”
-No?
“Wrong you do because his hat didn’t fit you”-a 5 year old.
(My hair was in the way)

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

Ope.

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

5/7 still recommend. Tastes smack but still cuts the corners of my mouth

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

He changed is mind and wants to keep is safe on the equipment.

[Ellen Leciejewski @leciejewski_]

“I’m letting it go in the wild”- a 5 year old.
Referring to a worm he pulled out of the ground and wanted to keep as a pet but decided to put it back and dump rocks on it.