marli

come mi fai sognare 💭

[marli @lecsaitri]

@jjashole it's only my 2nd week there... #whatdatmean

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

When it’s time to do skincare and brush your teeth before bed #Tired

[Tye @TyeAlique]

Chick-fil-A is disgusting now.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

like why did matty healy make this my problem when i was 16 years old https://t.co/wSqjhegP8S

[marli @lecsaitri]

enter ser y no ser, yo soy🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Teresa’ premiered 16 years ago today.

[Oscar Piastri @OscarPiastri]

Thanks for all the anniversary messages

[marli @lecsaitri]

deserved because who tf uses snapchat in 2026...

[IT Guy @T3chFalcon]

A 22-year-old student teacher in Illinois sent a private Snapchat message to her boyfriend and two roommates.

A student had walked up to her laptop and deleted her lesson plan mid-class. frustrated, she typed something like "should I shoot him" with a gun emoji. venting. four people. private group chat.

An hour later, police walked into her school and arrested her.

here's what happened in between.

Snapchat's AI scanned the private message. flagged it as a potential threat. automatically reported it to the FBI. the FBI forwarded it to local law enforcement. deputies arrived at the school within the hour.

she cooperated immediately. handed over her phone. when shown the message she said: "oh yes. okay. yeah. i'm realizing that was a bad joke. i did not mean it at all serious at all."

police determined she was not a threat. school officials determined she was not a threat. prosecutors reviewed and issued a disorderly conduct charge. she was released the next morning. she lost her student teaching placement.

This means:

Snapchat scans private messages.

Not just public posts or stories. private group chats between you and your closest contacts. automated AI. no human reviewed it first, got flagged and reported.

Snapchat AI → FBI → local police → school → arrest.

in under an hour.

Snapchat's privacy policy says it may share your information with law enforcement when it believes there is a risk of harm. the definition of "risk of harm" is determined by an algorithm.

you are not told when a message is flagged.
you are not told when a report is filed.
you find out when the police arrive.

the message was private.

it wasn't.

[marli @lecsaitri]

happy 4th birthday!!!

[Oscar Piastri @OscarPiastri]

I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.

[marli @lecsaitri]

@saubiaudia @wavetolando since yesterday as he posted about it

[Brownie @_Wildwillow]

the most unpleasant phase:

1. being unemployed
2. living with your Parents
3. being unemployed while living with your Parents

[esra @1989healy]

Matty Healy doing the same they just get it

[marli @lecsaitri]

@mannyyszn @rareblurs well, it's 5am thoughts🤷🏻‍♀️

[marli @lecsaitri]

@euflexua olivia rodrigo😭

[vio @Erogetism]

Does anybody know if you can save a Situationship with a baby

[marli @lecsaitri]

Divorces: 0
Proposals: 0
Marriage: 0
Children: 0
Surgeries: got a cyst removed under my chin and wisdom teeth
Tattoos: 3
Shot a gun: no
Been on tv: yes
Watch someone die: no
Rode in ambulance: no
Sang karaoke: no
Rode a jet ski: no
Arrested: no

[marli @lecsaitri]

mfs at sprouts

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you put 16 items on the table cashier gon ask if you want a bag like nah ima just shove all this shit up my ass

[marli @lecsaitri]

this is the type of shit miami realtors post

[tyler ☆ @glittertylerr]

apartment hunting is crazy bc what is that kitchen??? 😭😭

[marli @lecsaitri]

@prettyrusslboy george:

[marli @lecsaitri]

@4gaypeople @TyyTyra okay, young sheldon😭

[marli @lecsaitri]

@itssthyherinme well would u rather him have a shitty booty😭