lectrika

Engineer | Hiker | Singer Haha

[Taxi Driver @njiru_west]

Valid @ntsa_kenya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @Alfayaz11

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Eng. Luka Kipchumba Kimeli, DG @KeNHAKenya 🫡

I greet you today in the name of Lord Vishnu.

Not because I suspect you practice Hinduism, but because your fear for Lord Jesus is clearly at zero.

Probably because of Pastor Kanyari and his colleagues who’ve been using that name as a business name for so long you stopped taking it seriously.

But be assured Engineer, He is still very much operational.

I come to you most days NOT because I want your job.

I come because I genuinely believe your employment letter has my name written all over it.

Now look at this image.

That mountain of sand.

Sitting. In the MIDDLE of Waiyaki Way.

Opposite Njuguna’s place.

On one of the busiest highways in East Africa.

Just sitting there for days.

No warning signs.

No barriers. No apology. Just sand.

Proud sand. Unbothered sand.

Engineer, I know your children are abroad. Safe. Warm.

Probably in a country where a civil servant would lose sleep and their job if they left a sand mountain on a highway overnight.

But Wafula from Kangemi?

His children are squeezed in a single room in Kangemi.

They have nowhere to go.

But they want to see him come home.

Not in a casket.

Kamau from Kinoo?

Yes he drinks.

Yes he’s occasionally useless to his family on weekends.

But even his family who have every reason to complain would still rather hear his noise every evening than attend his funeral because a contractor left unmarked sand on Waiyaki Way at night.

This is conduct unbecoming Engineer.

Your equivalent abroad where your children live loses sleep over things like this.

You? You’re sleeping like a man with zero outstanding items.

You and I must agree on one thing today.

Let us hate mediocrity together.

Let us set a bare minimum, you from UoN, me from Kingeero Polytechnic and agree that mountains of sand on highways with zero warnings is below that minimum.

This has to be cleared today.

Not tomorrow. Today!

Your favorite villager. Still watching. Always watching. 👀

[lectrika @lectrika1]

@MativoMJohn @rodgers_adai Coal, obviously!

[FIA World Rally Championship @OfficialWRC]

There is not one dry eye in the service park 🥹

#WRC | #SafariRallyKenya 🇰🇪

[Wahome Thuku @wahomethuku]

President @WilliamsRuto says any person who has better ideas should come forward. I guess he means come forward and propose the idea.

Mr President, I have come forward and my first idea is that you should stop hosting hundreds of delegates at State House and giving them cash handouts from State resources. That's what people are saying.
Is it a good idea or is it difficult to implement?

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

#FreeOguda
#FreeOsama
#FreeShad
#FreeFranje
#FreeDrey
#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Tairus © @tairusi]

We can find the letter of dismissal from 37 years ago but cannot find the missing SHA billions

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

If we don't vote wisely and drain the swamp
Her kids will employ our kids and pay them minimum wage and when we get sick we go to their hospitals whilst living in their apartments
In brief we will be at their mercy

[Saddique Shaban @SaddiqueShaban]

Have you seen Kenyan President William Ruto driving himself on public roads without a safety belt?

Are you gonna fine him or what?

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

FUCK KENYAN VOTERS!!

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Fuck Kenyan voters
Fuck all of you
We keep making the same mistakes and expect different outcomes

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Dude who won mbeere election had stolen about 700m from KNH -allegedly
Like sisi kama voters are dumb as fuck
Stories of voter bribery are rife
Yaani someone gives you a thao to vote for someone -the voting is in secret btw and you vote for a well known crook?

[Iron Lady. (African Jacana) @2njerii]

We can’t serve you . You can take your money to another company or children’s home . Sorry ! If your money is what will make my company thrive Acha ikae . Thanks the owner of Nomad Nation !

[Muchi @Sipho_Says]

Cancel your Zanzibar holiday plans. You don’t want that problem.

[MaliyaMungu🇰🇪 @KamauMathingira]

Plea bargain done without involving the victims family, No social inquiry report, pre-sentencing report done without the victims family input. Family advocate denied the right to submit during the sentence hearing.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

EXCLUSIVE: Our CNN investigation found that Tanzanian police killed protesters, and signs of mass graves used to hide their brutality.

We spoke to more than 100 people, used forensic analysis of videos, and satellite imagery. The govt didn't respond to our detailed questions

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Now I understand why that Mbeere North Aspirant Leo Wa Muthende changed his name abruptly. And this, is the horse that the President and the Deputy are backing.

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

Bwana, who is this man? He has managed to humble even those who once appeared to know everything.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Can someone explain to me how Obinna, Mwakideu, and Musila know more about law than even our professional lawyers in this country?