me

not too good.

[me @ledgefollicles]

What do you do that brings light to others?

[me @ledgefollicles]

@Maduka1008 Just practice safe sleep and don’t put shit in the crib like an idiot they give out pamphlets about this at hospitals

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

the world was better without ai

[me @ledgefollicles]

@PopTingz Miley Cyrus is the only correct candidate

[me @ledgefollicles]

@damnidc__ It’s that if I tell my man what to do I’m a nagging miserable bitch but if he tells me what to do it’s perfectly fine and dandy and appropriate and that’s a disgusting concept to raise kids on

[me @ledgefollicles]

@PopBase And my new gap jeans blow every ae pair I have from the last 15 years right out of the water

[me @ledgefollicles]

@Favwontmiss Yellow. And Wednesday is pink but not because of mean girls.

[me @ledgefollicles]

I am a proud sponsor of making
ceiling liners black if the fucking seats are black. Why does every vehicle have that fuck ass beige ceiling liner? Fuck it, proud sponsor of deleting the color beige.

[me @ledgefollicles]

@MemeOfSteel_ @arkavx Someone should read song of Achilles

[me @ledgefollicles]

I mean yes it’s my first time trying to get a restock but I’m being SO fast and doing all the human expediting tips and still missing out

[me @ledgefollicles]

Dear @Target please do more human detection on your pokemon restocks bc there’s no way this many humans are awake at 3am and scalper bots absolutely are beating these fast ass human thumbs

[me @ledgefollicles]

@GOP__Ls If pedophiles get any sentence less than life it needs to be accompanied with genital mutilation. Acid to the penis should keep them from reoffending.

[me @ledgefollicles]

Target conversation between a mom and a 4 year old “why are you crying” “because you left me by the yo-yos when I wanted one and that’s not nice”

[me @ledgefollicles]

@jesvisprest She plays mother too well for anyone else to snatch the role

[me @ledgefollicles]

Just drew a lab for the first time in 3 and a half years and the patient complimented meeeee I still got it bitches

[me @ledgefollicles]

Oh my GOD I’m on the unit assigned to the same nurse station with the two chattiest mfs in the building they won’t fucking shut up oh my godddd

[me @ledgefollicles]

I can’t possibly be made to socialize

[me @ledgefollicles]

There’s actually no way Taylor and Travis got married on 7/3/26 if Taylor is a numbers bitch. Because why would she be okay at all with the numerology being 99 when 7/4/26 is 100?? And 87 and 13 make 100? Bitch you’re all lying or fake af

[me @ledgefollicles]

@keithedwards I’m actually so dead

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Hang him

[me @ledgefollicles]

@balfeschild AGH