Kim Nderu

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

Hey @AIRTEL_KE, I saw your Airtel Premier offer (24GB, 400 mins, 200 SMS for 999). Can I sign up for this postpaid plan online, or do I absolutely have to visit a shop in person to get set up? Let me know, thanks! 📱✨

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@FGaitho237 If the only perfect person left in Kenya is you and your ego, why waste characters on X?
​Register your own party a. You run for president, and your fat can be the running mate. You sound like you drink crude oil for breakfast. Drop the manifesto or sit down!

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@HEis009 Arsenal 2 – 1 PSG

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

SC Nelson Havi says President Ruto forming an Ebola Response Committee only after the U.S. committed KSh 1.7 billion funding is “an impeachable offence” and “treason against the People of Kenya.”

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@QuickmartKenya Ngong Road Adams.

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@keezafaith n3xt time give it to your dad, he won't eat you

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@KingdomBank_KE: Always maintain the same energy. If you choose cabs based on the latest number plates during low demand, keep that same 'high standard' even when it's raining and demand is through the roof. Don’t just lower the bar when you're hungry for trip commissions. 🌧️🚕

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@pksalasya how is Wamuthende

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@FGaitho237 @kibeandy You’re a massive lost opportunity. Forget a gym; the govt should build a refinery in your backyard to save on transport costs for all that fat. As a patriotic Kenyan, save us from the fuel hustle and donate your midsection for biodiesel. You’re not a coach, you're a walking oil .

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@QuickmartKenya what was the importance of the DM if you cant repond

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@QuickmartKenya Kileleshwa Branch: Billing for unready stock – Urgent Feedback

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@Dammi_Esq 2/2
Doctors are complicit—DNA results should only be released at 8:00 AM. If a man’s reality is a lie, give him the full sunlight to help her pack. Releasing a grenade at 5:00 PM and acting surprised when the windows blow out is insanity. #PaternityFraud #DNAमित्रों

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@Dammi_Esq 1/2
Lecturing a man on "calmness" while he’s standing in the ruins of a multi-year fraud is peak delusion. If she was brave enough to outsource the DNA, she can outsource her late-night housing. Her family can pick her up from the pavement.

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@FGaitho237 Wewe uko na dick ama ni pimple vile imemezwa na kitambi

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@_KenyaPower9771 Thank you for the response, EO. As I wait for your follow-up, please check your system and confirm if there is a formal disconnection order or any pending issue currently active on meter 14228590973.

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@_KenyaPower9771 Share on your DM, kindly

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@_KenyaPower9771 Done, check DM

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@chris29ke @grok

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@RobertAlai Spare us the crocodile tears. You couldn’t get past a hospital door but want to lecture everyone? Maybe spend time with boda boda riders—the same ones who outplayed you—and learn how they connected while you chased headlines.

[Kim Nderu @Ledisque_]

@SafaricomPLC @Safaricom_Care really prioritized branding men as "latent intruders" over fixing actual system bugs? 🙄 We got "feminine" aesthetics 10/10, but Erroneous mpesa delays are still "under investigation" 0/10. Audit the creative team’s bias, then audit the code. 💅🏾📉