Remember when you had an existential crisis while trying to decide what to do with you life? Like every decision was a cross-road with no going backsies? I'm not sure which part of Ben Shapiro I should shit on. This feels relevant.
I didn't spend my childhood in barbed wire enclosed internment camps so I could listen to grown adults today cry oppression because they have to wear a mask at Costco.
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