Local Man

Believer, Son, Brother, Friend.

[. @Papa_Ibeji]

Lmao Kasmuel used to think Sifuna is his mate 😂😂

[Local Man @lee_pius]

"When people ask what happened here, tell them the North remembers"
When the state asks what happened today, tell them Mrima remembers.
#OlKalouDecides #MrimaRemembers

[Local Man @lee_pius]

@KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care I come again to you, on a Thursday no power again, it's either you people mnadivert power somewhere every Thursday or just a consistent intentional sobatage to your clients. NKT

[Local Man @lee_pius]

Hi @KenyaPower_Care @KenyaPower for the last 5 weeks we have consistently been having black outs every Thursday. Have you designed a black out rota for each week without telling us😔 this was not even happening when there were heavy rains but now every week lazma mtuzimie wth

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[Mhe. Litundunya @litundunya]

Next time, take every fight seriously. Don't underrated any man despite the body or height
Kibra Katwa Kigen ksh80 Kemsa Tanzania Somalis

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

Nairobi Hospital Board Member Eric Okeyo putting anakonda in his place! He has DECONSTRUCTED and EXPOSED the Sugoi CONMAN mercilessly! Indeed, fear is gone!

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I'm looking for insults so intelligent you won’t realise you've been roasted until 2 thoughts later.

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

WHEN THE WHOLE COMPANY USES CHATGPT 😂😂😂😂😂

[Local Man @lee_pius]

@manus0024

[Local Man @lee_pius]

@stimasacco I understand at your branches we have QMS but I wonder why an IMEI reset would warrant you to stay on queue for 1hr yet Customer care desks ninjas are there wakipiga story😏

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

In the next few months, you are going to witness your favorite “influencers” pieces of shit rather, completely collaborate with evil. They will gaslight you with all manner of excuses. They will try to convince you to give this government a chance. They will even rub it in your face.
Because they have to work for the money.

But no matter how hard it gets, don’t forget the truth. Don’t forget all the dynasties have ever done is guard their resources. Don’t forget the hustler just used that narrative to get your votes.
Don’t forget that as your parents retire, their parents are getting luxurious jobs. Don’t forget how much of a mess our education system is.
Don’t forget how much of a mess our healthcare system is. Please don’t forget the ones who walked so you can run.

This is the era of homeguards and real fighters.
No matter how much they tell you to sell your soul, don’t do it. You deserve to sleep better at night knowing you are not a sellout.

This too shall pass✌🏾
Also, yes, I said pieces of shit

[Shakira Wanjira Naliaka Wafula @fit_ermined]

Umoja ni nguvu!!! ✊🏾

#RutoMustGo

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

My wife hired a maid to help with the house and our kid.
On the first day, she told our child,

“Call her Aunty. Aunty sounds friendlier.”

Our kid asked, “Why?”
Mama said, Because Aunty is part of our family.”

For 15 years, Aunty was part of the family.

She never received a salary increase.
She sat at a different table while eating.
She ate a different meal.
She slept in the servant quarters.

But she was family.

One day Aunty asked for a salary increase.

The kid had turned 15.

Mama said, “You can call her maid now.”
A few months later, Aunty was let go.
“She’s no longer needed,” the boy had grown big.

Another maid was hired immediately.
She was also called Aunty again

I am not talking about my wife and the maid 🤣
It's a corporate HR!

[Local Man @lee_pius]

@LfcNuel Yes, before the trophy gets to Anfield

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

WHEN YOU ANNOUNCE YOU ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENCY IN UGANDA 😂😂😂😂

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

Dear Arne Slot,

Respectfully just leave. Sign the papers. We’ve seen enough. Please go.

Thanks,
All Liverpool fans.