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[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Western support for Israel is the single greatest threat to civil rights in our society today.

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Batman: *hits delete on the Epstein files as the music swells* The truth would tear them apart

Alfred: yeh did the roight thing mista wayne

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

birthdays just don’t feel the same without the free flow of maritime trade through the Strait of Hormuz

[Russell Dobular @russelldobular]

She ain't wrong. No way you're getting a legitimately pro-Palestine candidate past the people who run that party.

[Anonimax16 @Anonimax16]

winston from overwatch appeared to me in a prophetic vision and told me to harm others

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

inshallah he will be a delicious soup

[⩜⃝☭ fender ♫⃠ @death_by_doom]

islamic republic of evangelion

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

All this "woke 1.0 vs 2.0" and "Dark Woke" stuff is just white people who talk like 4channers further trivializing what the origin of the term was to Black people and I wish I could hit them with a brick.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

can somebody grab my head like a watermelon and shove their thumbs into my eye sockets

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

(forgetting the phrase "waxing poetic") dude quit waning gibbous

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Your Foamposites, Master Wayne

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Shaq: what he do chuck

Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle

Earnie: a what?

Kenny: a pickle

Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck

Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man

Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Obama is great because how folks on the “Left” talk about him like immediately helps weed the socialists from Liberals who use the label to feel special at their family holiday dinners

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

The Odyssey is about Travis Scott reconciling what happened at Astroworld

[Viathan 🔆 @VermilViathan]

yeah so they’re 100% gonna designate DSA as a terrorist organization right before midterms to prevent DSA candidates from running in their elections

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

One of the reasons I hate the whole “get involved in local politics!” Rant is you go to a hearing or whatever and the hearing is Should We Poison The River and Kill The River? And the whole town goes no!!! And then the mayor and city council immediately begin poisoning the river

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

Jakarta is coming