Dave is auctioning off his last copy of the Casual Criminalist notebook, signed by Simon Whistler.
Rarer than rocking horse shit.
Get your bids into Dave by 8pm UK time on Friday.
I can't afford to bid, I wasted all my money on rocking horse shit.
rant
Thank fortune that I was born to Australian parents. Because the INSANITY that is pouring out of everywhere else is beyond phenomenal.
Our politicians aren't great, either. But at least they are stupid and incompetent and not malicious.
/rant