@fesshole Got a snapped banjo string recently, been gagging for it but its too painful! I suggested condoms and she was too embarrassed to go in with me, she's 40! They helped a bit, but snagging with condoms is pointless!! Can't feel anything!
Soo.... I can wear a football shirt to work for the world cup, but i cant wear my F1 shirt for silverstone, my WWE Danhausen shirt for wrestlemania or a mini skirt for Wimbledon? All because the UK bums football? Make it make sense!!
Just listening to my old band.. if only we had a good singer! I might never have left, we might playing download in 2 weeks.. just goes to show what a toxic cunt can do to a band! We were fucking good! Even if I was pissed most of the time!
Im an open guy.. a snapped banjo string is the worst thing that can happen to a bloke! Vasectomy, couple of weeks, hernia op 2 weeks, banjo.... wank after a few days but thats it!! So fuckin depressed!!