Webster

F1 Fan, Bassist, Guitarist and Dog Dad. Retail Mgr & Gamer. Whisky sipping, smoke free since 16/1/26. RnF'nR SOMFATMTYLM

[Webster @lee_webster]

@tinscognito__ Dial 999 not open tiktok. Dickhead

[Webster @lee_webster]

@daresyou2 Silly question

[Webster @lee_webster]

@fesshole Got a snapped banjo string recently, been gagging for it but its too painful! I suggested condoms and she was too embarrassed to go in with me, she's 40! They helped a bit, but snagging with condoms is pointless!! Can't feel anything!

[Formula 1 @F1]

Lewis Hamilton becomes the first driver in F1 history to win races for McLaren, Mercedes, AND Ferrari 🏆

#F1 #BarcelonaGP

[Webster @lee_webster]

@daresyou2 Ill be driving soon 😉

[Webster @lee_webster]

New swad.. again.. but its too good!!

[Webster @lee_webster]

Just killing time, waiting for phone data to transfer 😁

[Webster @lee_webster]

@HeadlineSoFine1 I want one

[Webster @lee_webster]

Thought i was on an early shift, turned up to work 8 hours early.. ffs!

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

Quality.

[Webster @lee_webster]

Soo.... I can wear a football shirt to work for the world cup, but i cant wear my F1 shirt for silverstone, my WWE Danhausen shirt for wrestlemania or a mini skirt for Wimbledon? All because the UK bums football? Make it make sense!!

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

I'm basically fluent at this point.

The Tall Tales Tour is live almost every weekend!
Details: https://t.co/0fBoOPgKPj

[Webster @lee_webster]

@ILBAM73 What the fuck is that god awful music?! If you can call it music..

[Webster @lee_webster]

@F1

[Webster @lee_webster]

Cracked open within 20 minutes of finishing work. Very much needed!!

[Webster @lee_webster]

Already emptied it twice!! And its already struggling.. I need a better mower 😂

[Webster @lee_webster]

Finally a bit of peace and quiet and the house to myself!

[Webster @lee_webster]

Pub, pooch, beer and motogp! Its almost a perfect day! Just need some HD!

[Webster @lee_webster]

Just listening to my old band.. if only we had a good singer! I might never have left, we might playing download in 2 weeks.. just goes to show what a toxic cunt can do to a band! We were fucking good! Even if I was pissed most of the time!

[Webster @lee_webster]

On top of that, ive been awake for 21 hours with 4 hours sleep! Work str6ess, bestie not messaging first.. im ficking cooked!!

[Webster @lee_webster]

Im an open guy.. a snapped banjo string is the worst thing that can happen to a bloke! Vasectomy, couple of weeks, hernia op 2 weeks, banjo.... wank after a few days but thats it!! So fuckin depressed!!